RapierFugue
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote:
ORIGINAL: dcnovice I admit a friend of mine got a dachshund today. I admit it's adorable. I admit I'm biased because I love dachshunds. WEINERDOGS!!!!!! Silly Billy Connolly story: when he was learning the banjo, his banjo teacher lived in an old Victorian house on the outskirts of Glasgow. The guy couldn’t afford to heat the whole place, so had a log fire in one room, kept just warm enough that their fingers didn’t freeze. He shared the house with about 20 dachshunds, all running round madly and generally having a very happy time. One day, Billy turned up and the dogs were going especially mental, and the bloke opened the door with one of them in his hands, which the others were desperately trying to get to. Motioning him in, the teacher indicated Billy should go into the heated front room, then he popped out. When he came back, Billy asked what all the fuss was about. “Aye well it’s one of thae bitches – she’s come intae heat, and of course the dogs are all going crazy trying to fuck her, but I’ve put her upstairs, so it’s nae bother”. Billy looked aghast, and said that was no bloody good as the dogs would merely rush upstairs and have their way with her, the poor thing. His teacher just shook his head, so Billy said “putting her upstairs won’t solve anything!”, to which his teacher fixed him with a steely calm gaze and replied: “Have ye ever seen a dachshund trying to run up stairs with an erection?”. Billy says he came within an ace of wetting his pants, so prolonged was the laughter.
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