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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 5:01:05 PM   
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*sigh* i admit i haz a confused.

i admit i also haz somewhat more than an ounce of pity for said person (and other *ahem* male "d-types" like him).

i admit no, i respectfully decline to call you (or anyone else i meet online) "Sir/Master/UberDomlyDomLordKingGrandPoobahEmperorofthef-inguniverse/etc." (with possible exception for the Troll *grins!*) no matter how much respect they treat me with, until we've met in person -and- known each other for awhile. And, i admit, even then, it's iffy that i will.

i admit this behavior (calling anyone who treats me with respect "Sir") reminds me of the world of online D/s, "on yer neze naow, biotch/swut!"

i admit i got up when my knees were starting to hurt/falling asleep-on-pins-and-needles, so nyah! Hard wood floors, y'know.


And i admit is it really possible to teach a lady how to ummm... well, y'know... squirt? O.o *blush*
i admit i thought it was one of those "if your brain is wired for it, you can" kinda things...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 5:11:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

*sigh* i admit i haz a confused.

i admit i also haz somewhat more than an ounce of pity for said person (and other *ahem* male "d-types" like him).

i admit no, i respectfully decline to call you (or anyone else i meet online) "Sir/Master/UberDomlyDomLordKingGrandPoobahEmperorofthef-inguniverse/etc." (with possible exception for the Troll *grins!*) no matter how much respect they treat me with, until we've met in person -and- known each other for awhile. And, i admit, even then, it's iffy that i will.

i admit this behavior (calling anyone who treats me with respect "Sir") reminds me of the world of online D/s, "on yer neze naow, biotch/swut!"

i admit i got up when my knees were starting to hurt/falling asleep-on-pins-and-needles, so nyah! Hard wood floors, y'know.


And i admit is it really possible to teach a lady how to ummm... well, y'know... squirt? O.o *blush*
i admit i thought it was one of those "if your brain is wired for it, you can" kinda things...


I admit it you haz cmail, darlin.....

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 5:11:59 PM   
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I admit I know the feeling Dream.

I admit some douchecanoe messaged me last night, after the original one and a 2nd where I said I'd be willing to chat with him that I could call him "Master Caress".

I admit that's not his screen name, but don't really care, Uhhhhhhh, nope, don't think so.

I admit after that e-mail I blocked him.  Right quick like before I had a chance to be snarky. 

I admit I'm really trying hard not to be snarky lately with assorted twatwaffles & various douchecanoes, but I'm not doin so well.


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 5:25:25 PM   
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I admit it 25 years ago, I left the motorcycle & landed on my right knee at about 30 miles an hour.

I admit it they did a pretty good job of putting the knee back together, except for some neural pathways.

I admit it there are dead places & sometimes if I touch it here I'll feel it over there.

I admit it the reason I'm telling you all this is because Booga's taken to licking my right knee & it feels funny as all get-out!!!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 5:34:00 PM   
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i admit i got yer cmail, Linnie. You haz a reply.
i admit awww, and giggles at the thought of what that must be like with your knee. Hugs!

Tiggah, were they the "weal and twue" kind of douchcanoes, too?

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:26:47 PM   
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I admit that I lubs me some Girly!

I admit that I just watched the Google tribute... so cute!

I admit that I love both lines of the little pony's sig line 


I admit I love both lines too

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:34:57 PM   
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I admit that I was running around with Thing 2 when my Greedy Gal called and didn't hear the phone. 

I admit that I love and miss her so very much.  Spending time with her in FL was the awesome...  If we had crayons, I'm sure we would have been scribbling on the walls because we were each other's "adult supervision."     Go figure how the heck that happened! 

I admit that it has been 2 weeks since I got the hellacious sunburn and though I'm not peeling or anything anymore, I'm itching to the point of having to take Benadryl to help ease the scritchies.  Healing skin is not fun, especially after second degree burns.

I admit that the Things and the Manny are out for a while tonight and I'm thankful for the quiet.  (Dad and I are watching tv together.)

I admit that I got new razors tonight and am very happy that I will no longer have Yeti legs. 

I admit that I would be more than happy to beat the snot out of the "would-be-uber-Doms" who are bugging Poohbear or Dreamy.  I have just about had it up to my generously proportioned ass with men who are full of themselves. 

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:37:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
<snip>

Tiggah, were they the "weal and twue" kind of douchcanoes, too?

Is there any other kind?


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:42:59 PM   
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Why thank you kindly Miss Red,  I'ma tellin ya I get no messages for weeks then hear from 5 or 6 in a day or two.  I no longer have the patience to deal with them, so the minute it becomes apparent they're irking me, block and delete has become my friend.

I admit sometimes I play with them because I wants to see how long it takes for them to get that they're not *ahem* being treated in the uberdomlydommasteroftheuniverse they seem to think they so richly deserve. 

I admit I haz a knack of somehow kinda maybe sorta peevin some of em off.  Now is it my fault they have no sense of ha-ha?


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:43:35 PM   
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I admit Poohbear haz cmail. 

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:46:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Now is it my fault they have no sense of ha-ha?


Not at all!!! 

I admit that I should have listened more when Thing 2 told me that someone I was seeing was "Mr. Serious Like Abe Lincoln." 

If people can't laugh on the regular, they are emotionally constipated and I have no use for them.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:48:56 PM   
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I admit I cannot paint my toenails worth a shit.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 6:54:29 PM   
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i admit... nothing to see here... as i hide all the crayons... all ninja-like, too.
i admit i'd probably be coloring on the walls with ya both, too, though.

i admit yay for new razors!

i admit i'd be happy to let you deal with my douchcanoes, your royal ebilness. Pinata stick included, i assume?
i admit i'll just be over near the pool enjoying my drink, and the cabana boy who brought it to me.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I admit that I was running around with Thing 2 when my Greedy Gal called and didn't hear the phone. 

I admit that I love and miss her so very much.  Spending time with her in FL was the awesome...  If we had crayons, I'm sure we would have been scribbling on the walls because we were each other's "adult supervision."     Go figure how the heck that happened! 

I admit that it has been 2 weeks since I got the hellacious sunburn and though I'm not peeling or anything anymore, I'm itching to the point of having to take Benadryl to help ease the scritchies.  Healing skin is not fun, especially after second degree burns.

I admit that the Things and the Manny are out for a while tonight and I'm thankful for the quiet.  (Dad and I are watching tv together.)

I admit that I got new razors tonight and am very happy that I will no longer have Yeti legs. 

I admit that I would be more than happy to beat the snot out of the "would-be-uber-Doms" who are bugging Poohbear or Dreamy.  I have just about had it up to my generously proportioned ass with men who are full of themselves. 


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
<snip>

Tiggah, were they the "weal and twue" kind of douchcanoes, too?

Is there any other kind?


Apparently, not.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 7:01:25 PM   
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I admit that I am full of the ebilness and would glady do whatever is needed to make sure that the buttwipes are put in their places, Dreamylicious.  Just have your cabana boy bring me a drink for when I'm finished. 

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 7:15:54 PM   
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c-mail answered Red 

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 7:22:31 PM   
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quote:

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Why thank you kindly Miss Red,  I'ma tellin ya I get no messages for weeks then hear from 5 or 6 in a day or two.  I no longer have the patience to deal with them, so the minute it becomes apparent they're irking me, block and delete has become my friend.

I admit sometimes I play with them because I wants to see how long it takes for them to get that they're not *ahem* being treated in the uberdomlydommasteroftheuniverse they seem to think they so richly deserve. 

I admit I haz a knack of somehow kinda maybe sorta peevin some of em off.  Now is it my fault they have no sense of ha-ha?


i admit it's been the same with me lately. No messages for weeks, my inbox collecting dust (along with other um, parts of me *blush*), then 3 or 4 in a day or two.
i admit i's been known to play with 'em, too. But i's been kinda outta practice lately.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I admit that I am full of the ebilness and would glady do whatever is needed to make sure that the buttwipes are put in their places, Dreamylicious. Just have your cabana boy bring me a drink for when I'm finished.

i admit Ms Red haz cmail.
i admit your drink is on the way!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 7:26:30 PM   
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I admit my *ahem* parts have been gathering dust for 2 yrs now about this time. 

I admit whoever gets the package is in for a wildcat.  His head is gonna be spinnin and eyes are gonna be a'rollin!


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 8:13:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I admit my *ahem* parts have been gathering dust for 2 yrs now about this time. 

I admit whoever gets the package is in for a wildcat.  His head is gonna be spinnin and eyes are gonna be a'rollin!


i admit i'm thinkin' your future fellow and mine, tiggah!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 8:18:58 PM   
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I admit that you girls could sell tickets for these "events."  Just sayin...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 8/6/2011 8:36:50 PM   
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I admit that you two "venture capitalists" have reply mail. 

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