Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that this place is crawling with the ginger-tressed wimminz. I admit that I was Thing 1's kickboxing target a little bit ago. I admit that I told him if he kicked me hard, I was going to beat him down with a stick. I admit that he said, "With the flower stick?" I admit I asked, "What flower stick?" I admit that he said, "The one that Grandaddy said was probably something Grammy had to help keep her big plants standing upright when she had flowers at our old house." I admit that I was confused until he said, "You know, the one that looks like bamboo or something... it was under your bed a long time ago." I admit that I was temporarily paralyzed when I realized that he meant the bamboo cane that I threw under the bed one time when the Things came home earlier than I expected while I was "tidying up." He looked at me and said, "Come on, remember... the flower stick? I asked Grandaddy what it was and that's what he told me." I said, "Um, yes, Grammy's flower stick. I will kill you with the flower stick if you hurt me while you practice kickboxing." I admit that he smiled and said, "I won't hurt you... and you can leave Grammy's flower stick alone." I admit that I am almost as doomed with Thing 1 as with Thing 2.
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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