ashjor911
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I admit that I was reading & this just ... I wanted to share with all of you .. to put smile on some faces just like I did when I read it .. quote:
Your penis is an important part of you; it's sometimes the most honest part of you. When you're scared, your penis shows it. When you're excited, your penis shows it. When you're depressed; your penis knows it, and it behaves accordingly. You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool your own penis. ok .. now that is just scary .... quote:
Men typically treat their penises as though they were separate, disconnected objects with brains of their own. They say things like, "Don't talk to me. . . talk to him. He did it." They give their penises names like "Little Robert," "Big Jim," "Captain Fantastic," or "Mr. Doozy." I think his name is WMD by today standards ... quote:
women are so different. How many women do you know who have pet names for their vaginas? How many times do you hear women affectionately refer to their genitals using names like "Miss Lucy" or "The Cannibal"? You don't hear women saying things like, "I guess little Beth down there doesn't want to come out to play today." but why ....? 
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