jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (3/21/2017 5:29:24 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Which leads me to my next question, how are YOU doing right now? I figure as long as DC stays out of the hospital, he must be better than he was. I can think of about 40 people who are more deserving of his health problems than he is. I admit that my aunt who was car jacked is out of ICU and improving, to the point that I got to talk to her on the phone today. I admit that my aunt who was car jacked promptly read me the riot act when I answered truthfully when the last time I went to mass OR confession. I admit that having an aunt who is a nun is not all its cracked up to be. I admit that I got one of her wonderful laughs when I said, in all sincerity, "Aunt Margaret, if I were to actually go to confession and mass, the church might just cave in on me." I admit that she did say something that has me deeply concerned.... she is considering asking to be transferred to the local convent to keep a closer eye on her misguided nephew. I admit that with the exceptions of commandments 1, 2, 6, 7, 8 and 9, the rest are broken with great regularity, which then begs the question, "Since I could not tell my own mother no, I am not going to mass, how in the world am I going to tell her favorite sister, my favorite aunt, there is no way on this planet I am going to mass... and survive? I admit you should keep all rulers out of her reach. I admit that the first time my aunt figured I was 'misguided' was when I was expelled from a Catholic high school. All I was doing was selling smoke, condoms and other items from my locker..... I am not concerned with rulers, Aunt Margaret was the one that taught me how to pitch a baseball....
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