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DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/11/2017 10:21:09 AM)

Hugs to Winsome. One day at a time. That's all you can do.



jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 8:37:49 AM)

I admit that, unfortunately, the second date of infamy, is fast approaching.
I admit that I am not looking forward to it.
I admit that in 1961 (and lately it feels that it was 1961 BCE) on the 15th, I came into this world.
I admit that in order to make things easier, I have compiled a list of items that I feel I need to make this date easier to deal with...

Those items are:
A private island in the south pacific or 1200 square miles of land in a remote location in the mountains of New Mexico.
If the land is the choice, a six door dodge 4500 hundred (see diesel brothers, Megaramrunner)
A reproduction of Edinburgh Castle on either property to be used for living quarters.
A bevy of obedient (at least 24) Irish girls of legal age to act as staff
And of course, 2400 troy tons of gold or platinum to be used to finance said private residence.

I admit that in the event none of the above can be supplied, I have instructed friends and family to ignore the day as being anything of great importance.

I admit that I have in the past made requests for birthday cakes of specific types to be made from scratch, with similar instructions (how the fuck people find the recipes for all of these is beyond me, including a caramel apple cake like my great grandmother made) that if these cannot be made, forget the fact it is my birthday.

I admit that if someone found another high content wolf hybrid pup like Kera, growing another year older would be worth it.



DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 9:49:27 AM)

You need a couple of tons of sunscreen for the Irish lasses in those climates.

Happy birthday, nonetheless.



jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 11:07:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

You need a couple of tons of sunscreen for the Irish lasses in those climates.

Happy birthday, nonetheless.

NOt in the mountains of northern new mexico



needlesandpins -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 11:28:24 AM)

I admit the Irish girls are rather like Vampires when it comes to burning in the sun [:D]
[image]http://i.imgur.com/fPUUf.jpg[/image]

I admit that I still hope that you get your wishes granted though. Happy birthday


Needles



LadyPact -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 2:10:42 PM)

I admit, a great way to let the guy who comes to the house to check out the AC know that you're kinky is to leave a bunch of floggers and crops on your kitchen table. [sm=ofcourse.gif]

I admit further that this epiphany didn't come to my realization until at least fifteen minutes after the guy left.



needlesandpins -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 2:44:52 PM)

I admit that it's a good job I'd already put my glass of water down when I read that, LP [:D]

Needles



ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 4:14:00 PM)

Good one, LP...then there was the time some workers were coming to install tile in a friend's bedroom that I was staying in and found the BoB that slipped to the floor...

I admit no party today for this b'day, just rest, an injection to the left knee (more arthritic than the right knee) and tons of wishes on FB. Will acknowledge them later after my brownie and Advil for the headache.

I admit happy birthday Jeff because I am heading for Austin on that day.



Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 8:42:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

You need a couple of tons of sunscreen for the Irish lasses in those climates.

Happy birthday, nonetheless.

I don't think he plans for them to be outdoors much.



Dvr22999874 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/12/2017 9:29:17 PM)

Yep, you can pick the northern Europeans on the beaches here. They are the little blobs of discoloured grease that remains on the beaches at the end of the day when everybody else has gone home. It used to be an offence in the Brit Merchant Marine to get sunburned to the point that you couldn't work and you were fined two days wages for every day you were off, so pain was suffered coming and going *smile*



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 11:37:47 AM)

I admit I finally broke down and bought a new cell phone.
I admit it had nothing to do with my kids bitching at me for the last five years to replace it.
I admit it had everything to do with dropping the thing and having it break into 7 pieces cause it hit the cement at just the wrong angle.

I admit Amazon same day delivery is cool and my new cell will be here this afternoon.

I hope the new phone number is easy to remember.



jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 1:08:03 PM)

I admit that I discovered that someone downloaded the recipe for a red velvet cake, and home made cream cheese frosting

I admit that I found buttermilk fridge, essential in the recipe and usually not purchased since I am the only one that drinks it or cooks with it.

I admit that I came home today and found a fifty pound bag of charcoal on the back porch.

I admit that I discovered (I was getting the stuff to make dinner when I found this) a large tied grocery bag with a number of objects that is remarkably similar to the packages used for very thick porter house steaks.

All of the above lead me to suspect that a large gathering is being considered at some point this week....


Since I do not like large gatherings, does anyone have tickets to Nepal they do not plan to use that I can use say, at 3AM tomorrow morning?



Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 3:11:02 PM)

Jeff, I admit that I live alone except for a Large pound mutt that loves everyone and I have an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 3:32:11 PM)

I admit the Hill and Jlf show is a comedy I'd pay to watch



Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 3:38:22 PM)

I admit he could plot the overthrow of the known world and I could make the explosives



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 3:42:48 PM)

I admit, don't forget the grenades.



Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 4:12:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I admit, a great way to let the guy who comes to the house to check out the AC know that you're kinky is to leave a bunch of floggers and crops on your kitchen table. [sm=ofcourse.gif]

I admit further that this epiphany didn't come to my realization until at least fifteen minutes after the guy left.



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Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 4:36:16 PM)

I admit Happy belated birthday jeff[:)]

I admit it seems it is time to put a genuine break on working out with my coach[:(]

I admit I got used to it that we clash at times (sometimes due to him, sometimes due to me) but somehow this year it drags me down as he still shows it towards me that he is annoyed (after two months🙄 Though I took a lot of breaks during that time due to that unexpected clash from him...I'm not really up for that treatment from him too often...)

I admit on Friday I will start at a different Crossfit box now, hopefully I will like it there...

I admit this year I didn't really get attached much with my box as the folks changed a lot there during my 7 months break, so at least from that side it will be easy for me just to leave...

I admit it is not meant for me to leave forever (as coach and I agreed now no PT anymore in the near future but Crossfit is ok for him to continue with me in his box) but I think a break will be the best for each of us...

I admit due to a lot of very arrogant new members in his box I'm happy to check out another one but nevertheless I'm nervous, too[&:]

I admit at least one benefit will be, that there are morning classes Monday to Saturday, which means I can workout in the mornings when frank is still at home and then will have the rest of the day for my family and Yoga classes...whereas right now my husband has to come home from work on time, that I'm able to attend Crossfit which isn't ideal for him either...so i think it will be beneficial for us...at least in theory...

I admit my brothers lawyer sent their demands to court (maybe I told already?!🤔) so hopefully in 5 weeks time it will be decided that my nephews will be with their daddy every second week instead of just every second weekend, how his soon ex-wife-to-be, wants it to be...

I admit two years ago my father invited my husband to treat me like crap as in his view I'd need that...

I admit, seeing what my brother goes through you should be careful what you wish towards your unwanted kid...cause it just might happen to your favourite kid instead...



jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 7:01:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

I admit Happy belated birthday jeff[:)]




It is 1908 minutes yet till the exact instant I popped into this world in 1961.

The key points in history on the 15th are:


923 Battle of Soissons: King Robert I of France is killed and King Charles the Simple is arrested by the supporters of Duke Rudolph of Burgundy.
1094 Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar [El Cid] occupies Valencia on the Moren defeating the Moors, aka Muslims
1215 King John signs Magna Carta at Runnymede, near Windsor, England
1626 King Charles I disbands English parliament
1785 2 French balloonists die in world's 1st fatal aviation accident
1876 Tsunamis after earthquake floods NE coast of Japan, kills 28,000
1896 Tsunami strikes Shinto festival on beach at Sanriku, Japan; 27,000 are killed, 9,000 injured and 13,000 houses destroyed.
1950 Dutch police seize condoms (Why?)
1991 Climactic eruption of the Mount Pinatubo volcano in the Philippines


Now according to my grandson, the following facts are in doubt about what was around when I was a child;
1) Cars
2) Color TV
3) Indoor plumbing

Of course this young male human also has no clue as to who Bob Seger is, or Aerosmith, the Rolling Stones, Def Leopard, The Animals, Deep Purple, Pearl Jam, ZZ Top or BTO.

It is therefore my contention the child is suffering from some brain damage due to listening to hip hop and rap since he was in utero.



DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/13/2017 8:07:30 PM)

I swear, when my kids were young, they were sure that dinosaurs roamed the earth in my youth. After all, one phone line, black and white tv. And worst of all, no pizza delivery!



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