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DocStrange -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/14/2017 6:34:35 AM)
Hey pizza delivery has been around since the stone age. I seen on an episode of the Flintstones! [8D]

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/14/2017 4:17:15 PM)
I admit that once more, I cant get anyone to take the first of my two annual bets... granted I have won the last 4 years for a total of $250 a year. I admit that my bet is $50 that my son will not call or make an appearance on my birthday. I admit that i have called him every year since I got his number (even this year though he changed it, got it from daughter in law) on his birthday.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 1:26:07 AM)
I admit that the entire county is trying to help my brother and his family out. There are orders coming in for his honey (has not extracted it yet, will do so within 2 weeks), clothes for the kids, their school is helping out (the school and I got the same ladybug pillows for baby M to replace the one lost in the fire), some sundries being donated and the personal property adjustment check has already been cut. Luckily the beekeeping outfits were out in the truck but the jars, buckets, ag exempt paperwork and filters were lost in the fire. Sister-in-law is picking up new equipment today up north. They have also been touring modular and mobile home sites around here and have a line on a possible rental just down the road in their school district. I admit that I am so ready for this trip to Austin. Lizard is threatening to grill me up a steak like her dad used to do...drool Of course there is the anime con I am working with this year and some of the guests are dreamy and cute (cosplayers and artists). I admit that I can tell Jeff HAPPY BIRTHDAY today. Hope a cute Irish gal ends up on your lap...[sm=birthday.gif]

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 7:36:58 AM)
I admit, ShaharThorne, it is only about 241 miles to Abilene, TX. Less than a 4 hour drive. I admit, you should drive there and wish him a happy birthday in person! I admit, Happy Birthday Jlf! I also admit, I haz a sunburn, but just on my face. I admit The relaxing swim at the lake yesterday was so worth it.

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 8:01:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I admit, ShaharThorne, it is only about 241 miles to Abilene, TX. Less than a 4 hour drive. I admit, you should drive there and wish him a happy birthday in person! I admit, Happy Birthday Jlf! I also admit, I haz a sunburn, but just on my face. I admit The relaxing swim at the lake yesterday was so worth it. Winsome, Shahar will not visit me out of fear, it seems she has uncovered incontrovertible proof (despite all efforts to eliminate witnesses) that I trained such notable and compassionate persons such as Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, in the arts of friendly persuasion. As for the sunburn, did I ever tell you about the time I took a leisurely drift down a river in the middle of July on an inner tube? 6 hours drifting down a river.... without changing position except to sip a beer or two... Got a wonderful burn, my entire front was burned so bad I spent 3 days in the hospital with sun poisoning.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 9:18:46 AM)
I admit, no one up north believes me when I tell them I once had sun poisoning from tubing down the river! I admit, Shahar should embrace her fears and visit you! What's the worst that can happen?[:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 9:30:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I admit, no one up north believes me when I tell them I once had sun poisoning from tubing down the river! I admit, Shahar should embrace her fears and visit you! What's the worst that can happen?[:D] OOOOH I got that....while tubing the potomac and shenandoah! so much fun that you dont even know what happening to you. Jeff happy belated birthday with added hugs, HAH I admit, im already suffering with the heat, fuck menopause. I admit, Im sending out hugs to those who want one:)

needlesandpins -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 2:19:34 PM)
I admit birthday wishes to Jeff [:D] and I hope the company wasn't too bad a deal xx Needles

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/15/2017 5:34:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I admit, no one up north believes me when I tell them I once had sun poisoning from tubing down the river! I admit, Shahar should embrace her fears and visit you! What's the worst that can happen?[:D] One word: Carthage. I was the advisor for winning the hearts and minds of the civilians. Did you know that where that city stood that you still cannot grow anything due to the salt content of the soil? Prior to that I was present at the pacification of the population of Troy.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/16/2017 3:00:31 PM)
quote: Prior to that I was present at the pacification of the population of Troy. Sooo, in previous lives you were: a Roman and Helen? Wait, I suppose Helen only pacified Paris... Wait! You were the big wooden pony the Greeks rode into Troy!

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/16/2017 4:57:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance quote: Prior to that I was present at the pacification of the population of Troy. Sooo, in previous lives you were: a Roman and Helen? Wait, I suppose Helen only pacified Paris... Wait! You were the big wooden pony the Greeks rode into Troy! Nope, I was a extremely agreeable Greek commander, it was I who suggested that the women and female children be sold into slavery rather than burned as offerings to Ares. Okay, so I was getting kickbacks from the slavers....

Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/17/2017 5:11:07 PM)
I admit I just got home with a new fly rod. Life has been a bit stressful lately so I needed what the ladies refer to as "Retail Therapy"

DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/17/2017 7:45:58 PM)
I find shopping to be extremely stressful. Here's hoping the fish find the new rod irresistible. And happy birthday to Jeff. Hope the steaks were fork tender.

WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/18/2017 7:36:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance quote: Prior to that I was present at the pacification of the population of Troy. Sooo, in previous lives you were: a Roman and Helen? Wait, I suppose Helen only pacified Paris... Wait! You were the big wooden pony the Greeks rode into Troy! Nope, I was a extremely agreeable Greek commander, it was I who suggested that the women and female children be sold into slavery rather than burned as offerings to Ares. Okay, so I was getting kickbacks from the slavers.... Just think, if you'd shared the bribes with Clytemnestra she wouldn't have stabbed you when you got back to Mycenae... [;)]

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/18/2017 9:49:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Just think, if you'd shared the bribes with Clytemnestra she wouldn't have stabbed you when you got back to Mycenae... [;)] I have it on good authority she was taking advice from a Brit ex pat female that now resides in Canada.

WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/18/2017 10:47:41 AM)
It's rather impolite to speculate about a lady's age like that, Jeff. [;)]

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/19/2017 12:50:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods It's rather impolite to speculate about a lady's age like that, Jeff. [;)] What age, I am taking into fact that the particular female in question has an ornery streak that would mean that every time she 'gives up the ghost' she arrives at the pearly gates, Saint Peter takes one look and says "Oh HELL NO!" and sends her spirit back, and the devil is appropriately worried that she would take over. However, if you take my grand children's opinion into account, I have been on this planet since shortly BEFORE dinosaurs. Actually, I am beginning to suspect they are trying to say I was born sometime in the Proterozoic era. The truth of the matter is that I was a young scholar (okay, young officer with interests in academic fields) assigned to the garrison on Thera, and after figuring out that there was something decidedly amiss with the island in the center of the harbor, requested an assignment on a voyage beyond what came to be known as the pillars of Hercules. Thus I was not present when said small island decided to erupt violently and end the Minoan culture, and have been knocking about since. Now, if this were in deed the case, I would have, if in a position to do so: Told King John NOT to sign the Magna Carta and instead would have advised him to throw the ungrateful bastards UNDER the nearest castle. I mean Pope Innocent III stated it was invalid (okay it was a deal to get John to start listening to him.) At least this is what I imply when they insist I am older than dinosaurs.

WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/19/2017 1:51:58 PM)
Maybe they just mean that you were already around when Barney started infesting kids' television in the '90s?

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/19/2017 2:53:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Maybe they just mean that you were already around when Barney started infesting kids' television in the '90s? Not when I am asked the question "did you have cars and tv when you were a kid?"

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (6/19/2017 3:59:10 PM)
I admit Kay and I spent a late afternoon riding our bikes around the lake and then sketching/drawing while enjoying a nice cool breeze off the lake. I even found a patch of wild mint and can't wait to clean it and make some mint tea. I picked enough, I hope, to put in the food dehydrator and mix with some other spices to make a yummy tea blend. I admit my drawings never end up being what I start out thinking I'm drawing. Not sure if it is lack of talent or my own unique style. I admit Kay says I draw/paint my emotions. I admit if I showed them to my grief counselor, he might send me off on an unscheduled vacation in a looney bin.

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