Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that Thing 2 almost made me pee myself today. I admit that my Dad came over for lunch and she said, "Hi, Grandaddy! I love you. You smell like old people." I admit that I nearly died and my Dad gave her the look. I admit that she said, "I like that smell, it's like a warm, squishy Grandaddy smell." I admit that we all laughed hysterically. I admit that she grabbed my chubby and said, "And Mommy-fat is so comforting and nuturing... it just makes you feel safe." I admit that she said, "Dad always plays favorites. He treats [Thing 1] like a prince, and he treats me like a skullery maid." I admit that she also told Thing 1 that he makes his "life's work traumatizing the cat." I admit that she was playing "ninja assassin" with Thing 1 and tackled him to the ground and said, "I got you... now say uncle and admit that you are my man slave!" I admit that I laughed my ass off and asked where she got that notion. I admit that she said, "It seemed like the natural progression of things considering my amazing skills of dominance over him." I admit that I, and the rest of the free world, am doomed. edited for wee typo
< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 3/14/2010 1:53:27 PM >
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