Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that Girly's "no smoking" sign made me LMAO!!! I admit that it's almost like she stepped into my world for a minute. I admit that DB went to a staff luncheon today and something He ate didn't agree with His tummy. I admit that He came over tonight to let me know He was going straight home instead of hanging out with me since He felt sick. I admit that I told Him I didn't have any Pepto Bismol or Tums, but if He wanted to go face down, ass up, I'd shove an enema up His ass, so He'd get some relief that way. I admit that He smiled and patted me on the back and said, "No thanks, baby, I'm good." I admit that I told Him He was being a little bit of a wimp, not to let me Top Him for strictly medical purposes. I admit He laughed and said, "No, really, I'ma go home now." I admit I slapped His ass gently and said, "Be a sport, pop that ass out for me, Big Daddy." I admit that He smiled and gave me a look that said all kinds of "Bless your heart" in about 14 languages. I admit that once He's feeling better, He may remember that exchange. I admit that I will try to *blink-blink* it away.
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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