Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that the last time I went to the Natl Zoo, the Things and I were watching the orangutans. I admit that the orangutans got frisky and the male started doing an "oral presentation" on the female, just on the other side of the glass, much to the shock of the parents of many little Things. I admit that Thing 2 said, "Mom, is that what they mean by oral sex?" (I died right there... I have since come back to life.) I admit that Thing 1 grabbed the camera and started filming their further "sexploits." (I called him a pornographer.) I admit that when the male was done, he left the female and took the little blankie he had and went to sleep. I admit that several of the mom-types watching all agreed that "male post-coital narcolepsy" crossed over several species.
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