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frazzle -> Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 1:46:03 PM)

Dusting is not environmentally friendly!!

If your freinds can write messages, it saves on paper. Therefore saving trees.[:D]

For all those looking for excuses i have plenty[:D]



Llyren -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 1:47:12 PM)

I like those.  And.. um ....  the cat hair collects the dust in balls, therefore protecting my lungs.  



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 1:47:51 PM)

Cobwebs are a creatures home. im not paying to evict them!!!



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 1:53:10 PM)

I hadnt thought of that one.

And hell im going to be in trouble for this.[:)]



Aylee -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:01:00 PM)

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:02:36 PM)

Mine is "If I can't see it, it doesn't exist". This saves time on things like dusting the ceiling and behind furniture.



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:06:10 PM)

he was going to check surfaces with a white glove. so i did top of everything. including doors.

Im blind as a bat so didnt see cobwebs, i said they had tennants, that didnt work[:D]

He does have a sense of humour, so spanked me while we both laughed.



Llyren -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:07:42 PM)

Having my laundry in baskets saves the shelves for the cats.



Lucylastic -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:08:07 PM)

My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:09:49 PM)

*sigh, I really need to get me a slave to do my housework. Any takers? Anyone?



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:10:09 PM)

Didnt matter where i put laundry. it became the cats fav spot[:-]




frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:11:11 PM)

Ditto

Now how do i tell Him that!!!!



GoddessImaginos -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:18:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: frazzle

Didnt matter where i put laundry. it became the cats fav spot[:-]




I found a turtle in Mine, on a regular basis when I lived in TX on the near side of 20 yrs. ago. No really, we had this little box turtle that I'd found in the road on his back doing a very passable pine cone impersonation, after a particularly violent thunderstorm one day; sometimes we gave him the run of the house for exercise, and if I couldn't find him later I always knew where to look - he'd be burrowed into the laundry pile in the hall, asleep.
This is not, of course, to say that My cats have not always slept on My laundry. They strongly prefer the warm stuff that has just come out of the dryer, and if it be something you're about to put on for work or school, so much the better..



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:18:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: frazzle

Ditto

Now how do i tell Him that!!!!


Good luck with that, I tried it with my last Master and he laughed at me. [&o]



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:23:03 PM)

All Doms need a subby sense of humour transplant. than we could guarantee being able to sit.[:-]



Llyren -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:26:20 PM)


Exactly.  That's why I keep my laundry in the pop-up baskets, covered in a sheet.  That way the cats can sleep on the clothing I don't wear, on the open shelves, (I don't have a dresser, so no drawers to close) or on the sheet, which protects the close I do want to wear.  Well, sorta.  I think I have cathair on -everything-.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:26:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: frazzle

All Doms need a subby sense of humour transplant. than we could guarantee being able to sit.[:-]


Frazzle, there is never a guarantee of being able to sit. They always find a reason to beat our asses.



frazzle -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:28:09 PM)

Well now you tell me[>:]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:48:21 PM)

Uhuh no way am I taking the heat for this...[sm=rant.gif][sm=ugh.gif][sm=shame.gif]



WyldHrt -> RE: Why not to do housework!!! (11/22/2009 2:53:05 PM)

As Aquaticsub said in another thread. "You can always sit. it's just a matter of how many pillows you need" [:D]



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