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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/24/2010 10:06:47 PM

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Please.

Let.

This.

Thread.

Die.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/24/2010 10:09:16 PM

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Ok, shutting the fuck up now

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/24/2010 10:20:50 PM

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Clear!!! Thump!. 1..2..3..4 Live Damn you LIVE!!!!! Beep.....beep.....beep.....beep.....

Phew, caught it just in time. It was almost dead. Don't thank me. I was just glad I showed up when I did.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/24/2010 10:21:33 PM

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Ok, shutting the fuck up now

Skeeved out by the kneeling smiley.

But thank you.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/25/2010 8:34:26 AM

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Clear!!! Thump!. 1..2..3..4 Live Damn you LIVE!!!!! Beep.....beep.....beep.....beep.....

Phew, caught it just in time. It was almost dead. Don't thank me. I was just glad I showed up when I did.

You sir, are EBIL!!!

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/25/2010 9:17:29 AM

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The first one is a biggie. Not to be a snob, but it's, "Do as YOU'RE told", not "your".

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 2/25/2010 10:24:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told

If that is all it takes to be a slave, I could do this pretty easily. No hardship, reallly. I've always had excellent attendance. If I say I'm going to be there, I almost alway follow through.

I'm a pretty quiet and reserved person in my day to day dealings. In fact, I'm often pressed to be more talkative, because I'm usually off in my own little world created by my words or painting. I'll often go days without saying much of anything to anyone, unless spoken to.

And, growing up as a daughter of an officer in the Air Force, doing as I'm told comes easy.

So, where was the disconnect between my doing what comes naturally for me, and sucking at being a collared slave and failing at what wasn't natural to me?

The forumla is basic, but it seems to miss out on the one simple thing that is missing in the equation.

How to be a slave.....well, it helps to actually BE a slave, with a slaves heart and mind and desire to be owned and property.

I don't know. I really don't. I don't really claim to have a solid grasp of what drives a slave - it just seems to me that you can do all three of the things described in the original post, and not ever really touch upon the heart and soul of what a slave is.

it is a metaphor as in "thats all except for the details"

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/27/2010 8:42:40 PM

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Yes, I did just see this thread
and the person who said I was looking for attention? pssft. okay. fair enough
moving on, letting it die now

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 12:15:27 AM

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when i first read this thread, i laughed, i thought osf had summed it pretty well and then as i kept reading the replies i thought where the hell have peoples sense of humour gone!
Geez.....lighten up everyone....

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 12:47:08 AM

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because some people have a history with the type and tone of the threads they begin.

before you waltz in demanding people to lighten up, maybe a bit of research would be in order.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 12:55:58 AM

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when i first read this thread, i laughed, i thought osf had summed it pretty well and then as i kept reading the replies i thought where the hell have peoples sense of humour gone!
Geez.....lighten up everyone....

LOL, osf's brilliant strategy works once again. I do hope you like geese, fema

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 6:57:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: femasoslave

when i first read this thread, i laughed, i thought osf had summed it pretty well and then as i kept reading the replies i thought where the hell have peoples sense of humour gone!
Geez.....lighten up everyone....

Is some misguided soul on my side?

But really people quite picking on the goose, it's not her fault.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 8:44:22 AM

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#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told

You just described my job that I do 8 hours a day 5 days a week and I get paid for it! And I thought this slave thing was NOT a lifestyle

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 9:28:24 AM

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But really people quit picking on the goose, it's not her fault.

[Edited to fix your typo]

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 9:59:05 AM

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Greetings

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#1 show up

So service done away from the home that do not count?

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#2 shut the fuck up

And what if the Master enjoys a bit of good conversation?

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#3 do as your told

This one I can agree with.

I wish you well

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 10:43:45 AM

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But really people quit picking on the goose, it's not her fault.

[Edited to fix your typo]

QFT

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not me, it's that damn spell cracker

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 1:54:35 PM

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Doesn't work for me at all. He'd never get me to shut up lol *smooch*

I bet I could shut you up. It's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 8:52:52 PM

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~grins

i was trained to talk with my mouth full... and i damn well had to be understood as well

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 3/29/2010 9:31:24 PM

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Where does her on her knees sucking come into this equation?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 4/4/2010 7:17:34 PM

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you dont plan on living that long? '

Sure...but i always hope to sound my age, as opposed to a horny teenager playing out his silly fantasy life. Give it a shot, why don't ya?

I hate to inform young'ns that feelings of being a slave and/or submissive feelings don't ever go away. So what's 'sounding your own age'? I suppose a writer who is 70 cannot possibly write a novel where any of the characters is under 70. It is impossible, I guess, to think that anyone can possibly understand, and even 'sound' younger than he really is.

I'm sure all of the writers out there are now on notice.

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