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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:29:17 AM

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you dont plan on living that long? '

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:35:47 AM

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#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told

The OP would have marginally better luck if better use of the English language were used.

The word "your" is NOT interchangeable with the contraction "you're" (which means "you are").
(with apologies to Elisabella for rehashing her thoughts on the matter)

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Strange... the OP uses the label "pervert" like it is a BAD thing. This pervert just doesn't understand.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:45:49 AM

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you dont plan on living that long? '

Sure...but i always hope to sound my age, as opposed to a horny teenager playing out his silly fantasy life. Give it a shot, why don't ya?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:54:00 AM

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i did, and i didnt have any better luck '

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:13:46 AM

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i did, and i didnt have any better luck '

then look for the common denominator. Maybe the statement "I hate all women so naturally i want one to abuse" is always presented between the lines, as it is in this thread?

Stating you hate all women also indicates you have no respect for women. A man who does not respect women is very dangerous and a woman with the slightest bit of self esteem will not have anything to do with him.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:36:08 AM

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can you say " facetious "?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:49:40 AM

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i did, and i didnt have any better luck '

then look for the common denominator. Maybe the statement "I hate all women so naturally i want one to abuse" is always presented between the lines, as it is in this thread?

Stating you hate all women also indicates you have no respect for women. A man who does not respect women is very dangerous and a woman with the slightest bit of self esteem will not have anything to do with him.

Yanno Holly...the OP is starting to remind me of Lumus.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:49:50 AM

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Don't waste your breath, Holl-parts

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:52:49 AM

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can you say " facetious "?

I feel very sorry for you, my dear. You are living your golden years as a very poor man, since loneliness is the greatest poverty.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 2:26:09 PM

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I'm so glad I left New Jersey.....

C'mon, you know he isn't representative of NJ. An embarassment for sure. Right up there with the "Pineys," but thankfully both are nearly 100 miles from me.

Oh you know I was just kidding about NJ.....especially when I used to live right outside of Piney Ground
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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 5:14:27 PM

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My Master LIKES to talk to me he does not want me to shut up.

I obey him because he brings it out in me not because he told me to. I do it out of love and devotion for him.

Of course it seems the op knows nothing about love and devotion.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:18:49 PM

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FR to no one on particular-
Yanno...I was writing a journal post, intended to be an essay on aging, and how much I enjoy being mature. It was a lovely series of thoughts, things I ponder while gardening, about time, and growth, and finding someone compatible.
Part of it was this:

There is a beauty to maturity. Instead of fixating on the energy of youth, there is something to be said for the wisdom that comes with years, the calmness and peace in not being surprised by every turn in the road, in knowing you have seen this turn, and that one too, and that it will turn out alright in the end.
There is a beauty to a woman who shares that understanding- not one who has just read the words, but one who has shared that road, who can really grasp and understand what it means.

There is a beauty in someone whose soul has been tempered. Steel is tempered by repeatedly heating it to near melting, then plunging it into a shock of cold water; souls are tempered by the repeated shocks and crises in our lives, and over time, if the shocks are mixed with wisdom, we can become mellower, less judgmental, more loving and more able to forgive.

I look forward to the years ahead. I see it as exciting, a time to experience new things, finding new turns in the road, rather than retracing the ones I have seen previous.

But then, after all this blather about wisdom and growth and maturity, I come across....other stuff.

Stuff that just totally blows my thesis out of the water, and leads me to think age doesn't mean fuckall, and maybe we shed braincells as we grow older.

I think my new post will be entitled "No fool like an old fool."

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 8:36:14 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 9:59:28 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

#1 show up When someone proves themselves worth showing up for....

#2 shut the fuck up What you say to the ones that ARE NOT worth showing up for

#3 do as your told Always listen to the voice in your head that tells you someone is a jack ass. The voice is usually right

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 10:01:09 PM

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To this day, I don't know where the impulse came from, but I snatched up that 16oz can of malt liquor and slammed it into his cock about three or four times HARD before he fell down clutching his bits. He was still down there writhing on the floor when the police arrived.

I'm so glad that I am never taking a sip of something when I am reading. My laptop would be totally ruined. And my nostrils would be burning from stuff flying out of it all the time!

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 10:27:38 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

Then rather than being vague and acting like you're so above everyone here because we just can't possibly grasp the beauty of your 'simple truths' why don't you lower yourself to the groundlings level and
EXPLAIN THEM.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 10:37:23 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

Actually no, Sunshine grasped it back on page 1 or so.

But you see there is a difference between acting like a slave and being enslaved. What you're describing is "how to act like a slave in 3 easy steps" but in order to be enslaved you need someone (a master or mistress) to enslave you.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 10:48:55 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

Actually no, Sunshine grasped it back on page 1 or so.

But you see there is a difference between acting like a slave and being enslaved. What you're describing is "how to act like a slave in 3 easy steps" but in order to be enslaved you need someone (a master or mistress) to enslave you.

Not only do you need a dominant to externally apply dominance before you could speak of enslavement, you also need a person that can inspire the longing in the submissive to WANT to be enslaved by the dominant...

And somehow, something seems somewhat lacking here in that regard.

ps: Bella me needs to has a word with ya...

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 11:04:04 PM

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While the simplicity of the "rules" as this person put them up can be picked apart on a shallow level, to me there is a certain truth to them. I'm seeing it more Zen maybe ... the simplicity of a koan which is also deeply complex. "Showing up" as in physically getting there; "showing up" as in being authentically and truly present in the now.

I went back to re-read looking for the simple truths of his rules. I do agree with your statement, sunshine. But I find it hard to believe that this is what the OP meant by "show up." I think he simply meant "be a female and be in my presence." Maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is a zen philosopher... ;-)

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/17/2009 11:05:11 PM

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there are simple truths behind my 3 rules that have been totally missed by everyone, amazing

#1 show up When someone proves themselves worth showing up for....

#2 shut the fuck up What you say to the ones that ARE NOT worth showing up for

#3 do as your told Always listen to the voice in your head that tells you someone is a jack ass. The voice is usually right

Oh, this is just too damn funny!!!

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