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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:25:34 PM   
WyldHrt


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Status: offline 		LMFAO! This thread just keeps getting better and better! The OP has reached bottom and commenced digging

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:27:05 PM   
chewtoy89


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Status: offline 		Wow op I didn't get that memo so I guess that's what I have been doing wrong thanks for the info not. Lol

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:33:39 PM   
QuirkyAnne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

any woman that doesnt want to be a slave is a pervert '


Coming from you, I take that as a compliment of the highest order.

Anne

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:37:02 PM   
thornhappy


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ORIGINAL: osf

what part of shut the fuck up didnt you understand, lololololol

and heres the apostrophes ''

But you keep hoarding them.  For instance, that should be "didn't", and technically, another should be "here're".  Instead of "here's".

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 7:59:37 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

LMFAO! This thread just keeps getting better and better! The OP has reached bottom and commenced digging


Heya Wyld...so if I be your slave and you be my slave, guess that makes us bith perverts  *snort*
~heads off to perv Wyld's pics~


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:04:26 PM   
OrionTheWolf


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quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told



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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:06:11 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		LOL... he has no real world... that's why he is seeking attention by saying outragous things.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:09:24 PM   
Elisabella


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ORIGINAL: osf

any woman that doesnt want to be a slave is a pervert '


OMG that made me laugh so hard. Does that make femslave relationships "Vanilla"?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:14:11 PM   
WyldHrt


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quote:

Heya Wyld...so if I be your slave and you be my slave, guess that makes us bith perverts  *snort*
~heads off to perv Wyld's pics~

Oh goodness. Us? Perverts? Say it isn't so!
*tacklemolesticates the fuzzy one*


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:30:37 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Heya Wyld...so if I be your slave and you be my slave, guess that makes us bith perverts  *snort*
~heads off to perv Wyld's pics~

Oh goodness. Us? Perverts? Say it isn't so!
*tacklemolesticates the fuzzy one*



*kneels at Wyld's feet*
Think I cornered the market in perverts north of the border  muhahahaha.....wanna come watch some M2M action involving me, a live chicken and some peach preserves?


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:37:38 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		LOL... omg... I might even like to watch that! What's it take to get an invite? lol

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:53:04 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told



I'm still trying to get wimmins to do #1.  After they show up, I'll work their way on down the list.


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:56:32 PM   
WyldHrt


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quote:

*kneels at Wyld's feet*
Think I cornered the market in perverts north of the border  muhahahaha.....wanna come watch some M2M action involving me, a live chicken and some peach preserves?

Silly question. HELL yeah I wanna watch... if I can't participate!


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 8:59:57 PM   
InvisibleBlack


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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

You"re right. I can"t believe I"ve been misusing them.


Thank you. That got me laughing.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:18:46 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

LOL... omg... I might even like to watch that! What's it take to get an invite? lol


All I ask is a tribute of chocolate.


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:21:20 PM   
lucylucy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

what part of shut the fuck up didnt you understand, lololololol

and heres the apostrophes ''


I guess you think she's YOUR slave? Or are you thinking that all slaves need to follow these rules for you? Hmmm, other slaves' masters might be troubled by this.

DarkSteven, that's why you can't get 'em to show up . . . they're all busy doing 1-3 for osf. Now don't you feel silly?

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:21:57 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Chocolate I can do! lol

I was joking with a friend about needing to find a way to spray a body with chocolate... he actually went to Homedepot and asked someone about it! Soooooooooooo... Chocolate you can spray and wear or just eat? hehe

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:28:55 PM   
WyldHrt


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quote:

All I ask is a tribute of chocolate.

I'm an awesome tribute sub when it comes to chocolate, just ask Merc!

Makes note: send Bear some Tom's Farms chocolate...


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:35:13 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		Well Lockit.....how about all three?  LOL

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 9:52:05 PM   
LadyNTrainer


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
Think I cornered the market in perverts north of the border  muhahahaha.....wanna come watch some M2M action involving me, a live chicken and some peach preserves?


Mmmm, yes, please.  The live chicken is optional however.


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