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RE: Corrupt Wish Game - 12/29/2009 10:42:42 AM

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Granted, but it's only with your BOB , after an hour the battery is dead and the local store is out of the ones you need till second Tuesday of next week. Your car is out of gas and the local gas station is closed till further notice due to a family emercengy. The only thing you have left is Rosy and her five sisters.

I wish I wasn't so bored

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RE: Corrupt Wish Game - 12/29/2009 1:49:48 PM

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Granted, but the excitement in your life comes from a gang of crazy cupboard monkeys a la Family Guy, who torment you every time you open a door, performing such entertaining tricks like throwing garbage in your face, stealing your clothes and leaving them in the neighbour's garden, messily fucking each other senseless on your kitchen counters, and learning swear words to screech at your enraged relatives. You barricade yourself in your home, unable to access clothes, food or sanity, and eventually become one with the monkeys, join their gang and spend the rest of your life hiding behind cupboard doors with them, tormenting other poor souls into madness.

I wish I didn't have to revise for my exams tonight instead of going out.

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RE: Corrupt Wish Game - 12/29/2009 5:53:51 PM

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Granted. The outrageously boring task of revision slowly starts to complete itself while you go out for a night on the town. Your BFF picks you up in her brand new, fuel-efficient Italian mini-car; needless to say, you guys attract tons of attention from passersby in your vehicle (and not the good kind). As your little mini-car poots along, a bit of light fluffy snow starts floating down upon the windshield. Soon the snowflakes grow larger and more frequent until you realize that the weather has made a drastic change! A blizzard swallows up your car, stranding it in a small, unassuming snow pile. Other people in their larger, more gas-guzzling cars pass you by to get to the safety of their homes asap. Meanwhile, the limbs of you and your friend get frozen in place, forcing you both to chew them off for the sake of freedom! Luckily you don't bleed to death though, because the wounds freeze shut before you get the chance. Within the hour, a rescue team arrives and saves you.

After spending months in the hospital and years in rehab, you finally return to your university to finish your education. To your pleasant surprise, you discover that your roommate turned in your revised papers for you the day after you went out. To your chagrin, the professor found your revisions to be so ridiculously offensive that the university's president himself banned you from ever returning. Well, at least you've still got your health...oh wait.

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RE: Corrupt Wish Game - 12/31/2009 7:01:37 AM

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Granted, but the orchard you had me plant and maintain in your yard pissed off the neighbors....apparently there is such a thing as too much citrus in the air....*shrugs*. On your way out to buy me a gift to show your appreciation of the wonderful drinks i prepare and leave for you every 30 minutes on the dot....you were accosted and the protesters pummelled you with large grapefruits....you lost your eyesight temporarily as you got a seed in your eye....and i had to become your guidedog.

i spent the next few days running you into walls and then laughing about it.

i wish i didnt have to go to this party tonight.

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RE: Corrupt Wish Game - 1/4/2010 7:47:16 PM

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Granted. The party gets canceled because everyone who was invited contracts swine flu. This includes you. Unfortunately, the only people around to care for / take care of you were your friends/associates at the party, so all of you agonize alone at home without any help until it's time to go to the ER, which is completely saturated with tons and tons of swine flu patients. Looks like it's gonna be an uncomfortable couple days of waiting in line for you!

I wish I could find myself a nice, sweet, innocent, yet kinky girl to hang out with.

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