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AceOfKnaves -> Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 4:20:50 PM)

Hey everybody.

The rules are simple. Each poster (with exception to me, the first one), must first grant and then corrupt the wish of the poster above him/her and then make a wish of his/her own. Always preface the corruption by saying "granted" or "your wish is granted" or something of that ilk. Corruptions can be as simple or as convoluted and ridiculously outlandish as you want, just DO NOT corrupt every wish by saying: "Granted, but then you die." COP OUT!

Example:
Wish: "I wish I was a billionaire."

Crazy Convoluted Corruption: "Granted. You turn to the dark side and use manipulation, lies, and cheating to advance yourself in the business world. Within only a few months, you work your way into top management positions, and in a few more, you're the CEO! You crush through competition and smaller, weaker businesses like nothing without even breaking a sweat. You become one of the richest men in the world!  As you're thinking about what to do with all of your cheaply-earned cash, Congress and Obama manage to pass a series of acts which basically institute Communism in the US.  Your massive amounts of dirty money are distributed evenly throughout the population."

Normal Corruption: "Granted. You win the largest lottery in history, leaving you with a billion dollars. The banks are closed when you win, however, so you store the money in your home till the next day. While swimming in your makeshift cashpool, a house fire breaks out and quickly devours all your cash. Oh, and no, you didn't make it out in time."

Uncreative, Boring, Lame Ass Cop Out Corruption: "Granted, but then you die."


OKAY I'LL START =D

I wish I had more experience in the BDSM scene.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 4:25:27 PM)

Granted, but you have amnesia and cant remember who you are, or what BDSM is.

I wish that I could fast forward through Christmas.



GoddessImaginos -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 4:31:44 PM)

Ok, I'll bite; this sounds like fun actually..

your wish is granted, OP, but the first Woman who responds to you gives you herpes, the second gives you knockout drops, lets a donkey rape you, and shaves your head while you slept, and the third turns out to be a raging sociopath and a stalker, who never lets you leave your first private encounter, but locks you in the basement for years like that old guy did to that chick in Austria, and goes around posing as a female cop telling your family Something Bad had happened to you (erm, that you died). you escape through the sewer like in Shawshank Redemption to find that your family has spent your life insurance and that Woman #1 that gave you herpes is pregnant with your child.


I wish I could get My stories published.



persephonee -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 5:21:20 PM)

GI...i wish you would stop stealing stories from my memoirs.....[:D]

Kyttyn, your wish is granted. You awake tomorrow to find that it is in fact, December 31. You get all excited and start making plans for your parties that evening. You turn on the news to discover that a wonderful phenomenon has just happened....the entire world fastforwarded.....to April 14th.
Because of this, no one has their tax shit together and when the government finds out it was your wish that caused the fast forward...they assessed everyones taxes to you!....


i wish i could be the Next American Idol.



Hermit -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 5:23:47 PM)

Granted, you're a small plastic statuette of the statue of liberty, being worshipped by a Somali family



persephonee -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 5:41:23 PM)

but now you have to make a wish....and that cracked me up a bit!



AceOfKnaves -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 6:19:11 PM)

@GoddessImaginos: Wow. Talk about some LOL action. I wouldn't wanna continue BDSM after THAT went down.

Since we're a little disorganized here, I'll corrupt GI's wish. From now on, EVERYONE REMEMBER TO POST A WISH in addition to your corruption.

Granted. Your stories sell. As a matter of fact, they sell WELL. Fellow writers are amazed by your grammatical correctness and hire you out as their editor. Artists grow addicted to your beautiful writing style and seek you out as their Muse. Subs and slaves from all over the world relocate to your home, seeking to serve you. In time, a group of hardcore anti-you enthusiasts forms as well, and ALL of these people are constantly barraging you with requests, gifts, demands, threats, and eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Because they all get fed up when you decide you don't want anything to do with them all and stop writing.

I wish everyone would remember to post his/her wish after the corruption.



QuirkyAnne -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 6:51:52 PM)

Granted, but then everyone will start wishing for your mom...  (yes lame, but I'm drunk).

I wish that all the rednecks would stop asking for spit cups when they sit in my section and leaving $2.00 tips on $70.00 checks.

Anne



AceOfKnaves -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/23/2009 7:04:22 PM)

Granted. Instead they start asking for blowjobs and leaving $1 tips on $100 checks (even in the occasions where you oblige their requests).

I wish for your mom.
xD



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 6:09:33 AM)

Granted, but you get my mom when she has been on the warpath and is pissed off at EVERYONE just because they are alive and breathing.

I wish that the Man's boss would change his mind, and give him the 5 days off that He requested so that we can spend New Year's together.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 8:50:16 AM)

Granted. The Man's boss actually did have a change of heart and decide to give him the five days off.  He sat down and started composing an e-mail to the Man to let him know.  However, he got interrupted in the middle of the e-mail and forgot to ever hit the send key, so the Man was never aware that his boss had changed his mind and had decided to give him the five days off.

I wish someone would come over and clean my house for free.







sunshinemiss -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 9:26:32 AM)

Granted.  Myself and my forty nine relatives will be right there and camp out on the front lawn, listening to traditional Korean music (chalk board + nails... seriously).  We will bring our pet rats with us.

I wish someon would do my packing for me.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 9:42:09 AM)

Granted, however the packing will be done by 13 evil gorilla's , who only pack your fetish cloth and BOB

I wish I had a clone so I could stay home and send the clone to do the family thing



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 12:43:47 PM)

Granted.  However, the inventor of the clone did not program the "social interaction" controls properly and the clone insulted every member of your family and now they're all mad at you.

I wish someone would assemble that new office chair I just bought so I don't have to.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/26/2009 8:17:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Granted.  However, the inventor of the clone did not program the "social interaction" controls properly and the clone insulted every member of your family and now they're all mad at you.

I wish someone would assemble that new office chair I just bought so I don't have to.


~laughing~

They just found out about my dermal anchor implant in my arms, and believe me they are not mad they are pissed..
but then again what else is new ???

Granted, but the person did not read the direction and missed a few screws , The first time you sit on it The chair crumbles to pieces, causing you to fall on your arse and breaking you pelvis.

I wish it was warm enough for me to go riding on my motorcycle



merrymasochist -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/27/2009 6:42:09 AM)

quote:

I wish it was warm enough for me to go riding on my motorcycle


Wish granted... It's a perfect spring day. The sun is shining, cotton-ball clouds are chasing one another across an azure sky and the temperature is just right for light leathers. Except when you open the door to get your ride out of storage you find that a gang of crazed ferrets has stripped all the chrome and shiny bits off your bike leaving behind a jumbled heap of parts and wires. They left you a ransom note for the parts but the ensuing hampsters have already chewed it into cage litter.

I wish that I was already home again.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/27/2009 8:24:43 AM)


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Wish granted... It's a perfect spring day. The sun is shining, cotton-ball clouds are chasing one another across an azure sky and the temperature is just right for light leathers. Except when you open the door to get your ride out of storage you find that a gang of crazed ferrets has stripped all the chrome and shiny bits off your bike leaving behind a jumbled heap of parts and wires. They left you a ransom note for the parts but the ensuing hampsters have already chewed it into cage litter.

I wish that I was already home again.

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

Granted

BUT you take the GrayHound Bus spending 36 hours for a 7 hour ride next to a Hill Billy who came out of the movie "deliverence". He keeps teeling you to squeel like a pig, while spitting into a spiton. As you finaly arive at home; a tonado sweeps you up and takes you to the land of ooze . Where you must find the whore of BJ's and steal her silver shoes in order to get back home. You find her just to find out that her her silver shoes are just boots full of cum.

I wish I knew where I come up with some of that stuff ...... it's just not right...[:o]



AceOfKnaves -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/28/2009 9:01:56 PM)

Granted. Your body enters into a state of comatose trance while your consciousness escapes into the abyssal bowels of the condemned confines of your subconscious mind. Here you are berated by painful memories long repressed, haunting visions long forgotten, and carnal desires caged for civility's sake. As the avatar representing your conscious soul continues to explore its inner self to discover what fuels your depraved imagination, the tainting tendrils of darkness slowly weave their way through your life force, enveloping you in pure corruption. Soon enough, your consciousness is completely entangled by the fury of your repressed Id, resulting in your comatose state's premature conclusion. You realize what causes you to come up with "this stuff," but at a horrible price. IT completely overtakes your mind, replacing your consciousness with its own deranged insanity. You become an insidiously evil, fiendishly ferocious, carnivorously carnal creature in your waking life with no control over anything. Your consciousness watches your depravity from behind the screens that are your eyes, wishing to retain control, but alas....that wish, too, would meet with dire consequences if made.

I wish more people would post on this game to keep it on the first page.



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/29/2009 9:07:52 AM)

Granted it remains on page one for your entire life and just before you die you think to yourself 'was this my greatest achievement in life?' Then after your death people still remember you for this great feat but they start making up all these stories about how your genius was tinged with a madness that made you cut your ear off. Your decedents however dispute this fact (citing the confusion with another well known artist) and spend all their money trying to defend your true memory in the courts. They lose their case and become homeless.

I wish the people above happiness and prosperity in all future endeavours winkadywink.



Lunalay -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/29/2009 10:27:54 AM)

Granted, but their happiness and prosperity is exploiting you and your misery for the remainder of your days. You never escape.

I wish I was home having the sexy, sexy time.



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