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gentlemanlover -> Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 8:14:43 AM)

Hello all - missing my long lost oral sub...she moved and now I have no one who can take care of my oral needs. If you are in the NJ area I am interviewing for a replacement. Must be able to come and perform on a moments notice (real life c omes first), prefer marrired but will entertain select singles. All welcomed to apply but only one or if you like to play maybe 2 will be selected. I'm real, must love to give oral without question and when done you leave unless I want the pleasure of your company and finally do not expect the same in return although I am very good at handling the desires of my sub I decide when, if ever, you will feel the pleasure of me in any form.

Have a nice day.



choccywoc -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 8:30:02 AM)

[sm=welcome.gif] & happy hunting.



sirsholly -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 8:47:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gentlemanlover

-Must be able to come and perform on a moments notice
-must love to give oral without question and when done you leave
-do not expect the same in return
-I decide when, if ever, you will feel the pleasure of me in any form


oh dude...please let us know how this works for ya...m'kay?

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sexyred1 -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 8:51:39 AM)

hmmmmmmmmmm....a hot new guy from NJ? Yippee .

Since I live in NJ, perhaps I should apply since I am job hunting.

What should I wear on the job interview? Let me dust off my resume now....



CarrieO -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 8:53:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gentlemanlover

...must love to give oral without question and when done you leave unless I want the pleasure of your company and finally do not expect the same in return although I am very good at handling the desires of my sub I decide when, if ever, you will feel the pleasure of me in any form.


And then you woke up.[8|]

Enjoy and have a day.




lizi -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 12:11:19 PM)

Seriously??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...omg...I'm sorry I just have nothing constructive to say about this. It's absolutely ridiculous but hey I wish you well. There was one woman crazy enough to do it from what you say so I guess lightning could strike twice.



mnottertail -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 12:14:17 PM)

Dude..........you are like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to late to the party, I own the cocksuckers on this site.........for a long time; it's my franchise, it's what I do, it's who I am.

Welcome.

Ron



lizi -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 3:46:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Dude..........you are like waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to late to the party, I own the cocksuckers on this site.........for a long time; it's my franchise, it's what I do, it's who I am.

Welcome.

Ron


I don't recall ever being 'interviewed' for this position...interesting. But if you say so it must be true [:)]



mnottertail -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 3:51:12 PM)

did you beg an interview?

Ron




lizi -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 3:59:23 PM)

I did not beg an interview....sob. But it's my life dream - can I still beg one? And will you be sure to turn away my company at the end - that's my favorite part. To be on tap and then turned on and off at your mercy...call me Budweiser.



mnottertail -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 4:02:19 PM)

Good, you can drink right from the tap. make it so.



lizi -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 4:04:13 PM)

Damn skippy....thanks! [sm=cute.gif]



SassySarijane -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 6:40:09 PM)

*reads OP, reads thread, falls out of chair laughing hysterically*



DarkSteven -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/5/2010 7:51:28 PM)

You're in luck!  Every single female sub here is very oral.

Oh, you didn't use the term to mean that they talk a lot?



wandersalone -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 12:19:16 AM)

ok so from reading your profile and OP you basically don't care who sucks your cock, you are married and I guess she doesn't know you are on here, you will only reciprocate if you feel like it [8|]


the only true sentence in your profile is this....

"would not call myself a Master"

Let us know how it goes ......



EbonyWood -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 12:25:13 AM)

Positions also vacant:
 
 
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Apply above.



WyldHrt -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 1:24:39 AM)

OK, can we start the "Best Threads of Collarme 2010" with this one... pretty please???? [:D]
Still laughing here!



AquaticSub -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 1:32:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gentlemanlover

Hello all - missing my long lost oral sub...she moved and now I have no one who can take care of my oral needs. If you are in the NJ area I am interviewing for a replacement. Must be able to come and perform on a moments notice (real life c omes first), prefer marrired but will entertain select singles. All welcomed to apply but only one or if you like to play maybe 2 will be selected. I'm real, must love to give oral without question and when done you leave unless I want the pleasure of your company and finally do not expect the same in return although I am very good at handling the desires of my sub I decide when, if ever, you will feel the pleasure of me in any form.

Have a nice day.


Ok... so... there won't be any romance, there won't be a friendship, no interaction unless you command it. She won't get off as well unless you happen to feel like it and you don't make it sound likely... She just shows up, blows you and leaves like a hooker you had a freebie coupon for.

Do you at least provide breath mints afterwards?



WyldHrt -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 1:38:01 AM)

Breath mints are a privilege, Aqua, not a right!
Subbie handbook, page 374, paragraph2



cbaby -> RE: Looking for oral sub (1/6/2010 1:41:19 AM)

speechless.......utterly and undeniably speechless




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