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BitaTruble -> The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:31:23 PM)

Being a fan of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, I've been an advocate of towels for a long time. This idea behind this game is to see how many different uses the forum dwellers can come up with to use a towel. Threadjacking is, of course, permitted but if you don't mention something to do with a towel, it doesn't count towards the total. It would be helpful if folks kept the numbers going. Can we get to 1000?

1. Use it to dry yourself off after a shower.

2. Roll it up and use it for a pillow.

3. Get the end wet and it's a make-shift whip. SNAP!

Okay .. that'll get us started. Anyone wanna play?



dcnovice -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:32:42 PM)

4. Spread it on the beach and lie down.



hejira92 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:35:03 PM)

5. Pot holder

6. Placemat

7. Ice-pack wrap

are those the kind of things you meant?



edited to change my numbers



LadyEllen -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:35:27 PM)

5. Lay it across your lap to attract Mrs Pepper cat, who loves towels for some reason

6. Use it as an impromptu blanket

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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:35:42 PM)

4. Multiple towels make adequate, impromptu bondage devices.
 
5. Blindfold
 
6. Bathmat
 
7. Makeshift baby blanket
 
8. Dust rag
 
9. Lining for a pet carrier



EbonyWood -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:36:53 PM)

10. Wear it on my head and go and annoy the Republicans.



hejira92 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:37:31 PM)

17. under tires for gripping on ice



LadyEllen -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:39:15 PM)

10. Roll it up and use as lumbar/neck support

11. Lay over the windscreen to prevent frost forming

12. Wrap round your head to add an exotic eastern feeling to your outfit

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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:39:54 PM)

A towel makes an excellent superhero cape for a small boy.



BitaTruble -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:41:33 PM)

22. Use it to start a fire

23. Lay it over the wet spot!



LadyEllen -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:42:23 PM)

47. Use it as a skirt to cross dress without anyone getting suspicious

48. Sit on it, lift the sides and take off flying on it; a dream I had once that was so convincing I had to try it for real when I woke!

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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:48:06 PM)

Curtains



Level -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:51:48 PM)

Holy shit, what number should we be on?

XXXIIIVVV - wad one up and use for an emergency basketball



LadyEllen -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:52:56 PM)

Numbers are being generated randomly Level - in the best traditions of Hitchhiker's

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TheHeretic -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:57:13 PM)

#432: When one has filled a condom to maximum capacity with water, and is planning to drop it on an unsuspecting head from several floors up, a towel is an excellent way to carry it to the fire escape.



LadyEllen -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 4:58:09 PM)

72. If youre German lay towels over the beach chairs at the hotel pool at 5am to keep the Brits at a safe distance

73. Wrap round your reluctant cat to avoid scratches at worming tablet time

74. Lay over the leather seats of your Jaguar when its been parked in the sun to avoid burning your legs

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SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 5:07:19 PM)

## Strangulation murder weapon.
##+1 To get something hot out of the oven.
##+2 To conceal terrorist activities on a plane.
##+3 Used in combination with drugs it can produce the same experience as a magic carpet.
##+4 To catch a suicidal person jumping out of a window.



BitaTruble -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 5:21:37 PM)

#42. Staunch the flow of blood from a nose bleed



windchymes -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:34:08 PM)

#999 Stuff it under the door to keep the cold air out.

#1000 Do the same thing if the house is on fire and you can't escape and you want to keep the smoke out of the room until the fire department gets there to rescue you via the window.  Wet it first.

edited to add:  the towel, not the window.



hejira92 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:37:18 PM)

47 1/2. Clean Master's cock when He is finished using His cunt.



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