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ShoreBound149 -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:38:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I am glad that Spinner is dead. I've got Popeye in the new pool.... Now some might find that crass and crude. I say, good fucking pick and luck on that one. I hated spinner. pssssttt.....Ron is still available in the pool......I'll split it with ya..... Would it be wrong of me to take myself in that pool? Is that technically allowed? FIX! This is bullshit!!!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:41:26 PM)
Well I asked first! I could have just made up some new screenname and said I take MsJo on that pool. Psst Domi...want to go in on a pool with me?

domiguy -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:41:48 PM)
pops could go at any minute. Jo, you can't pick yourself. Where is tre swank? I think he was dealing with some health issues.

LadyEllen -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:42:49 PM)
I like this; seems to sum the situation up very, very well The scene is a bar in Berlin in January 1933, filled with Nazis. Goering is skulling stiens of beer with the brownshirts, Goebbels is sipping cocktails with a couple of groupies and Hitler is seated with a wild-eyed Hess discussing pupil diagnostics. An American journalist enters, sees the full crew and realizes he's sitting on the scoop of the century. He asks the barman: "Which one shall I ask for the absolute bottom line on the Nazi plans?" "Goebbels, of course" answers the barman, "He knows everything." The journalist approaches and says "I want the bottom line on what this Nazi thing is." Goebbels flashes him a smile and says "We intend to kill six million Jews and one postman." The journalist's mind races. "But why do you want to kill one postman?" Goebbels shouts over to Hitler: "See Adolf, I told you no-one gives a fig about the Jews!" E

mnottertail -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:42:55 PM)
He may have been the only one in this joint smart enough to drink himself to death.

domiguy -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:44:48 PM)
As we become older does the prospect of death become more frightening or funny?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:45:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy pops could go at any minute. Jo, you can't pick yourself. Where is tre swank? I think he was dealing with some health issues. Yeah but you would think that remission would even up my odds a little.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:46:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy As we become older does the prospect of death become more frightening or funny? Doesn't scare me in any way. Therefore it becomes hilarious.

domiguy -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:51:39 PM)
off to fat willy's for some rib tips.

ShoreBound149 -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:52:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Well I asked first! I could have just made up some new screenname and said I take MsJo on that pool. Psst Domi...want to go in on a pool with me? That would have been savvy......but you CAN NOT pick yourself.......that would force all of us to give a shit if ya make it.....

Level -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 4:54:14 PM)
And eventually, the melancholy sets in, and teh funnay goes away, until another time. Fast Reply.

Jeffff -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:15:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy how many Cambodians does it take to make a holocaust? Cambodians don't count. There were only 2 million and they don't look like us. Pol Pot

ShoreBound149 -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:18:30 PM)
For the record...the jokes were: 1. A play on words beween Diary and Diarrhea 2. A stealth hand job joke 3. A joke regarding storing Christmas gifts. No genocide reference, anti semitism or implied condoning of Nazism. It is funny .... how those who did not find the jokes funny revealed a part of their character...by immediately calling me names. Like children in a playground. Send some money to Haiti....

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:24:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Well I asked first! I could have just made up some new screenname and said I take MsJo on that pool. Psst Domi...want to go in on a pool with me? That would have been savvy......but you CAN NOT pick yourself.......that would force all of us to give a shit if ya make it..... Fine...whatevah. Although if I made it...I would automatically lose. Dammit I never did well in football pools either.

popeye1250 -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:32:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 For the record...the jokes were: 1. A play on words beween Diary and Diarrhea 2. A stealth hand job joke 3. A joke regarding storing Christmas gifts. No genocide reference, anti semitism or implied condoning of Nazism. It is funny .... how those who did not find the jokes funny revealed a part of their character...by immediately calling me names. Like children in a playground. Send some money to Haiti.... Shorebound, last time I checked it's not against the law to "offend" anyone. The Jews talk, nazis used censorship. Haiti? Oh, they had an earthquake, (In my best Walter Brennan voice) "See! See! Global Warming I tell ya!!!" There must have been what, $50 or $60 worth of damage there at least!

Jeffff -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:32:22 PM)
Yeah Jo, thats not fair... you might have an edge....... cunt! Jeff

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:34:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Haiti? Oh, they had an earthquake, (In my best Walter Brennan voice) "See! See! Global Warming!!!" Your clearly obsessed with your global cooling nonscience.

kittinSol -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:36:08 PM)
Up until recently, it was fureigners and fureign aid... he's moving on [:D] .

Jeffff -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:48:35 PM)
personal growth? Jeff

kittinSol -> RE: Too Far? (1/12/2010 5:51:52 PM)
Guffaw chuckle vomit [sm=biggrin.gif] .

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