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How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood near... - 1/23/2010 8:55:51 AM   
LatteAddict


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Status: offline 		How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood nearest to him?

Answer: through a megaphone/loudhailer.

EDITED to tidy up spelling.

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 9:59:33 AM   
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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 10:01:32 AM   
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what's an Aston Villa?


Sorry I should have said. Aston Villa is a football (soccer) team in England.

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 10:22:28 AM   
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what's an Aston Villa?

Hell's bells child you'll find out soon enough..........


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 10:23:53 AM   
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How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood nearest to him?

Answer: through a megaphone/loudhailer.

EDITED to tidy up spelling.

How does a Birmingham City fan speak the fan stood neatest to him?
Answer: through his arsehole.
(Guess which side of the tracks I come from?)


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 10:25:58 AM   
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what's an Aston Villa?

Hell's bells child you'll find out soon enough..........



He's a Celtic fan.  LOL

Thanks, Latte and Prinnie!!!!!!!!!

(edited because it was supposed to be singular... plural changes the sport entirely)

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 10:34:46 AM   
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what's an Aston Villa?

Hell's bells child you'll find out soon enough.



Not if I've got anything to do with it she wont sweetie ...... the A38/M can be a very FAST stretch of road when I want it to be !

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 2:39:32 PM   
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what's an Aston Villa?

Hell's bells child you'll find out soon enough.



Not if I've got anything to do with it she wont sweetie ...... the A38/M can be a very FAST stretch of road when I want it to be !

Pirate



I'm vintage A41 and know a fair bit about speed........


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 3:32:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just to render any fans here envious, I have ten seats booked for Villa vs Bham in April, including full hospitality.

Its a hard life at the top

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 3:39:48 PM   
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Just to render any fans here envious, I have ten seats booked for Villa vs Bham in April, including full hospitality.

Its a hard life at the top

E

Whew.....I thought I was invited for a moment there!


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 4:32:26 PM   
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I'm vintage A41 and know a fair bit about speed........



Very much so too.

The A41 ... that's a long old road.

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 4:52:52 PM   
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I'm vintage A41 and know a fair bit about speed........



Very much so too.

The A41 ... that's a long old road.

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It was a long old journey getting off it....the A41 that is.


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:06:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, all you need to do for an invite is book around a half million quid's worth of transport over the next year, so the offer is there.

E

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:13:24 PM   
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Well, all you need to do for an invite is book around a half million quid's worth of transport over the next year, so the offer is there.

E

Carrying what though?
Damn somebody's always asking me to carry something....babies, shopping, the weight of the world........


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:14:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		anything will do - we'll take fresh air from Brum to Milano (Italy) for just over a grand.

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:16:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

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ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

I'm vintage A41 and know a fair bit about speed........



Very much so too.

The A41 ... that's a long old road.

Pirate




It was a long old journey getting off it....the A41 that is.



O. R.   ... I bet

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:21:34 PM   
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anything will do - we'll take fresh air from Brum to Milano (Italy) for just over a grand.

E

Born in Brum, lived and married in Brum and Milano.....the air starts off cold and ends up nothing but hot.
But the street girls are better in Italy.
See...one track mind....Aston Villa and street girls.
You can take a girl outta Sparkbrook but you can never take Sparkbrook out of the girl.


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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:39:45 PM   
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anything will do - we'll take fresh air from Brum to Milano (Italy) for just over a grand.

E

Born in Brum, lived and married in Brum and Milano.....the air starts off cold and ends up nothing but hot.
But the street girls are better in Italy.
See...one track mind....Aston Villa and street girls.
You can take a girl outta Sparkbrook but you can never take Sparkbrook out of the girl.



10 years between Handsworth,Winson Green and Edgbaston (the cheap side) ... I kinda know what you mean. On the other score (football pun ) ... I can do a good job of insulting people in Italian, which I learned from Italians, because they were very insulting.

As for the Villa ...you got O'Neil ... what a very special man to take the time out of his career like that to look after Geraldine. He's part of the Celtic family too, a very GOOD man.

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(Italians mentioned being those I learned off, not a generic)

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 5:46:55 PM   
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having said that, I only qualify for Man U having spent time in Stretford in the late 80s, so its probably me that deserves the pity more

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RE: How does an Aston Villa fan speak to the fan stood ... - 1/23/2010 6:16:54 PM   
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you each have my deepest sympathies

having said that, I only qualify for Man U having spent time in Stretford in the late 80s, so its probably me that deserves the pity more

E

How does a Man U fan speak to the fan stood nearest to him?

There's got to be a joke in there somewhere...........


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