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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:14:40 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I think subs enjoy a profile where the Dom goes into deep detail in describing his cock and it's all of it's wonderful abilities. I feel it sends out the impression that he cares about the needs of others.

I think I should have interesting hobbies.

I should read.  I think the thicker the book the more fascinating I just might become. So please list that I have read a number of fairly thick and heavy books.  I think that could be very important.

I think I should be an "expert" in many areas.  Maybe all.  However, I would like to give off the feel, no matter how remote, that I might still have some room for growth.  I am fairly confident that chicks eat that kind of shit up.

I can't do this.  It's really hard.

Help.


Apparently, if you are into the whole vampire thing, you can reel in a certain demographic. Get fangs and a vial of blood to hang around your neck.


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:15:00 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Thats a start... He should be an expert in  fine dinning and scat should be a hard limit.

That hints at respect!


Jeff

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:15:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I think subs enjoy a profile where the Dom goes into deep detail in describing his cock and it's all of it's wonderful abilities. I feel it sends out the impression that he cares about the needs of others.

I think I should have interesting hobbies.

I should read.  I think the thicker the book the more fascinating I just might become. So please list that I have read a number of fairly thick and heavy books.  I think that could be very important.

I think I should be an "expert" in many areas.  Maybe all.  However, I would like to give off the feel, no matter how remote, that I might still have some room for growth.  I am fairly confident that chicks eat that kind of shit up.

I can't do this.  It's really hard.

Help.


I think you should also mention breeding, lactation, that you have a slave farm and that twins would be very helpful. In addition to waxing poetically about the big cock, of course.

Oh, and they must love anal. And dogs.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:15:59 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Thats a start... He should be an expert in  fine dining and scat should be a hard limit.

That hints at respect!


Jeff


Perhaps Jeffff's DOMINATE, fat book, library.........should include a dictionary.


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:18:51 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		June?.... I have no need to attract anyone else. I have my sights set on YOU!

Btw?.... scat, is a hard limit for Me


Ward

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:20:31 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Oh yeah...I should have quotes. Lots of quotes.  Very obscure. Possibly made up.
subs love quotes.  The are mesmerized by them.

Something like...

"The heaviest of hands can be lifted by the purest of souls."- Gerard Depardieu

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:21:45 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I think it should also mention, just for the sake of clarity, the intimate hop bonded relationship between Jeffff and Domiguy.

Less scary surprises when the new slave girl opens the wrong door by accident............."oh myyyyyy GAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD Domi you didn't TELL me about HIM!!!"


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:21:54 PM   
DomMeinCT


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I think subs enjoy a profile where the Dom goes into deep detail in describing his cock and it's all of it's wonderful abilities. I feel it sends out the impression that he cares about the needs of others.

I think I should have interesting hobbies.

I should read.  I think the thicker the book the more fascinating I just might become. So please list that I have read a number of fairly thick and heavy books.  I think that could be very important.

I think I should be an "expert" in many areas.  Maybe all.  However, I would like to give off the feel, no matter how remote, that I might still have some room for growth.  I am fairly confident that chicks eat that kind of shit up.

I can't do this.  It's really hard.

Help.


I think you should also mention breeding, lactation, that you have a slave farm and that twins would be very helpful. In addition to waxing poetically about the big cock, of course.

Oh, and they must love anal. And dogs.



Don't forget your love of breathplay, even though you've only seen it done with a rubber doll, but how you know you'll be really good at it with a real sub.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:24:26 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ohhhhhhh, wax poetic about your collection of 'Real Dolls' and show lots of pictures of knives and swords and shit.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:24:31 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		It should also have, "Please read my journal for some of my musings". Chicks dig deep musings.


Jeff



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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:25:26 PM   
domiguy


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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

Don't forget your love of breathplay, even though you've only seen it done with a rubber doll, but how you know you'll be really good at it with a real sub.


Thanks for your help. This a kind of a nifty idea.  Red and Jeffff have also tried to contribute. Lat has totally been a distraction.

Lesbians obviously have no insight in what it means to be Domly.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:25:35 PM   
RedMagic1


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Status: offline 		Cool as fuck.  I have better taste in beer and music than you do.  What are you better at than me?  Let's find out.

I'm the guy who is joking all the time, but under it all, I'm as serious as my friend's father's Alzheimers.  I'm looking for someone who takes life seriously without taking it seriously.

In my spare time, I enjoy exploring Chicago, chaining flammable words together until they explode, and dissing Republicans.

If you have a brain, a sense of humor, and if the folks who like you call you "our crazy friend," then I want you for a nighttime -- or maybe a lifetime -- of sweating, moaning, perveted bliss.


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Not with envy, not with a twisted heart, shall you feel superior, or go about boasting. Rather in goodness by action make true your song and your word. Thus you shall be highly regarded, and able to live in peace with all others.
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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:26:54 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		No, no...Gerard Depardieu peaked at Jean de Florette so that is too obsure of a reference.

Why not just throw another Anais Nin quote in, but something used all the time so they recognize it.

(Of course, my quote is about her but does not quote her)

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:27:57 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

It should also have, "Please read my journal for some of my musings". Chicks dig deep musings.


Jeff




I think they should include some of those lameass drawings done with typed stuff like this.

         **    **
    ***** *****
***************
   ************
     *********
       *******
         *****
           ***
             *

oh fuck, I suck at this stuff.......Yay!!!


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:28:34 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Dude?... Red wrote your profile!


LOL...:)

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:28:38 PM   
DomMeinCT


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Status: offline 		I'm trying to think beyond just the written words for you....

Let's not forget the pics.  You need cockshots.  LOTS of cockshots, from every angle, and taken with other subs using your cock in the pics as well.  Nothing makes a potential new sub feel special like seeing another woman to compare themselves to pleasuring you.


Gosh, no one's even touched the possibilities for him on the audio greeting.  Any ideas for a script he can read?

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:30:19 PM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		You need a pic of you all trussed up in leather chaps and g-string with a leather cap and wielding a whip. We chicks love the true Domly look.

And no, it doesn't look gay. In the SLIGHTEST.

ETA - this was aimed at the wielder of the Domidong, not LaT...

< Message edited by myotherself -- 2/11/2010 1:31:51 PM >

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:31:03 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Where is a Domly place to live?  I think it might be important that I reside near a major metropolitan area. I feel I should Make it clear that I Winter in a tepid climate.

Just in case some sub might want to visit me at my Winter compound.

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:32:41 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

I'm trying to think beyond just the written words for you...

Gosh, no one's even touched the possibilities for him on the audio greeting.  Any ideas for a script he can read?


There's always this...

Jules: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Need a profile. - 2/11/2010 1:33:43 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

You need a pic of you all trussed up in leather chaps and g-string with a leather cap and wielding a whip. We chicks love the true Domly look.

And no, it doesn't look gay. In the SLIGHTEST.

ETA - this was aimed at the wielder of the Domidong, not LaT...


Awwww, I am heartbroken!


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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