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domiguy -> Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:29:33 PM)
I have decided to put up a profile. But I don't feel like writing it. We at Domiguy Industries have been at the forefront of PRD for quite sometime now, but I guess there is some sort of a conflict of interest if I were to utilize the technology for my benefit. I guess the government considers it to be paramount to insider trading. Oh well. If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated. I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist? Help.

RedMagic1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:30:35 PM)
What goal do you want to achieve?

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:42:33 PM)
"If you can help out with any ideas that might enable me to grease the gums and knees and bind the wrists without a whole lot of effort it would be greatly appreciated. " He is wordy..... but thats his goal...:) Jeff

sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:46:33 PM)
You know that jujubee started a school for Excellence in Dom Promotions. I am sure she would be happy to assist you.

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:47:18 PM)
Did you not see the part about the grease? Also I think I might be shooting for something that might capture the essence of my warmth and deep caring for the needs and feelings of others. It should be nice. But at the same time sprinkled with just the right amounts of "bitch," "cunt" and "slut"...To show that I clearly mean business. I am not entirely sure about my height and weight. I believe that tall is perceived as being more Domly, so I think I would lean in that direction. I wouldn't mind being a great cook but I probably should defer those responsibilities to my sub, right? This is clearly a work in progress. Help.

sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:49:18 PM)
Oh no...you must use the word gash at least a few times, to warm the cockles of the subbies hearts. Since it is your hallmark, use it well. Some people never find their signature.

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 12:56:50 PM)
How about the phrase, "Kind and Warm Internet Prick" note the Caps!... it is a sure sign that you are DOMINATE! Jeff

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:01:43 PM)
Also..... allude to your dick in a self deprecating way such as..." While My cock is only 9" I make up for it with a tremendous ability at oral sex" You may want to go larger, I recommend you keep it more in line with the average cock size that most of us have. I can't believe I am giving this shit away! Jeff

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:02:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff How about the phrase, "Kind and Warm, Gash Loving, Internet Prick" note the Caps!... it is a sure sign that you are DOMINATE! Jeff

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:03:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Also..... allude to your dick in a self deprecating way such as..." While My cock is only 9" I make up for it with a tremendous ability at oral sex" You may want to go larger, I recommend you keep it more in line with the average cock size that most of us have. I can't believe I am giving this shit away! Jeff Your generosity overwhelms.

sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:04:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Also..... allude to your dick in a self deprecating way such as..." While My cock is only 9" I make up for it with a tremendous ability at oral sex" You may want to go larger, I recommend you keep it more in line with the average cock size that most of us have. I can't believe I am giving this shit away! Jeff Average cock size being 9"? On what planet? Uranus?

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:05:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Also..... allude to your dick in a self deprecating way such as..." While My cock is only 9" I make up for it with a tremendous ability at oral sex" You may want to go larger, I recommend you keep it more in line with the average cock size that most of us have. I can't believe I am giving this shit away! Jeff Average cock size being 9"? On what planet? Uranus? No?... really?.... wow.... I thought................... nm Jeff

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:06:29 PM)
No wonder anteaters have such long noses.

DomMeinCT -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:06:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I'm just not sure if I should start with internet prick or misogynist? How about breaking new ground and using prickogynist? ....or misogyprick?

sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:08:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Also..... allude to your dick in a self deprecating way such as..." While My cock is only 9" I make up for it with a tremendous ability at oral sex" You may want to go larger, I recommend you keep it more in line with the average cock size that most of us have. I can't believe I am giving this shit away! Jeff Average cock size being 9"? On what planet? Uranus? No?... really?.... wow.... I thought................... nm Jeff That YOU is sure deceptive advertising....

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:09:38 PM)
Sounds like a good idea to me. I am heartily sick of the miso...... word being tossed about every time someone doesn't like something some one says. Misogynist, the new racist and sexist.

Jeffff -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:10:49 PM)
Hey!... back on topic, we are here to help DG. So far I am doing all the work! Jeff

domiguy -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:11:40 PM)
I think subs enjoy a profile where the Dom goes into deep detail in describing his cock and it's all of it's wonderful abilities. I feel it sends out the impression that he cares about the needs of others. I think I should have interesting hobbies. I should read. I think the thicker the book the more fascinating I just might become. So please list that I have read a number of fairly thick and heavy books. I think that could be very important. I think I should be an "expert" in many areas. Maybe all. However, I would like to give off the feel, no matter how remote, that I might still have some room for growth. I am fairly confident that chicks eat that kind of shit up. I can't do this. It's really hard. Help.

sexyred1 -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:13:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Sounds like a good idea to me. I am heartily sick of the miso...... word being tossed about every time someone doesn't like something some one says. Misogynist, the new racist and sexist. Agreed. Or misogynist, the new black.

LaTigresse -> RE: Need a profile. (2/11/2010 1:13:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Hey!... back on topic, we are here to help DG. So far I am doing all the work! Jeff We could always go with gash loving, kind and warm, internet prick, dead rapper zombie, DOMINATE.

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