Aynne88 -> RE: Doormats (2/23/2010 5:27:21 PM)
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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero an ironic musing struck me: I cannot allow myself to participate in a thread that is based solely upon an ironic musing. Too many bad memories. It all stems from this nasty little episode. Jeffff and I were at this dingy little bar, wearing our ascots and partaking in some hoppy beveri when he started to speak. "Oh, Domiguy, just the other day I must confess that I had the most ironic musing..." His sentence was cut short by me slamming my pint glass directly into his throat. I then proceeded to grab him by the back of his shirt and slam his forehead into the top of the bar a half dozen times. I then kicked out the barstool from under him and began to jump up and down on his chest. Totally exhausted, I sat back down on my bar stool and slowly savored my hoppy beer. Several minutes later, Jeffff regained consciousness and said, "Dude, what the fuck!!!" I looked down at him and said, "Listen up, fuck stick...No one talks like that. Thank God that most people can go the entirety of their lives without suffering through a single ironic musing. No one wants to hear about your ironic musings, your contradictory contemplations or any of your puzzling paradoxes. Fuck you Jeffff. I hate you. You fucking cunt!!! After a lengthy recovery, we managed to mend our fences and inevitably we became the hop bonded pair that you see here today! It was really all for the best. Oh domi, I think someone that would have ironic musings would instead quaff their hoppy beverage rather than savoring it, don't you? [;)].
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