RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say

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GotSteel -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/15/2010 4:56:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: belladevine God and his stupid choices has really wrecked my ability to find a quality man (in America). Yes, Im pissed off about it. Actually being an atheist should help you significantly, this is from OkCupid: http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/09/14/online-dating-advice-exactly-what-to-say-in-a-first-message/ Consider becoming an atheist Mentioning your religion helps you, but, paradoxically, it helps you most if you have no religion. We know that’s going to piss a lot of people off, and we’re more or less tongue-in-cheek with this advice, but it’s what the numbers say. These are the religious terms that appeared a statistically significant number of times. Atheist actually showed up surprisingly often (342 times per 10,000 messages, second only to 552 mentions of christian and ahead of 278 for jewish and 142 for muslim). Though very few people actually do it, invoking the sky-breaking thunderbolts of zeus does help a person get noticed (reply rate 56%), but maybe that shouldn’t be a surprise on a site that is itself named for a member of the Classical pantheon. So if you can’t bring yourself to deny the deity, consider opening yourself up to a whole wacky bunch of them. But ideally you should just disbelieve the whole thing. It can help your love life, and, besides, if there really was a god, wouldn’t first messages always get a reply? [image]local://upfiles/566126/CEEA508049A2485FA053944F53005719.jpg[/image]

belladevine -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/15/2010 5:10:12 PM)
I appreciate the invitation to join your Atheist group but I must decline. I do not like to associate my self with groups. I did consider becoming an anarchist but joining their group seemed to defy the purpose of being anti. I am currently an American and I apparently stand alone here.

belladevine -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/16/2010 3:49:22 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlNT3dtZ9mE

belladevine -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/16/2010 4:03:43 PM)
Bella loves you long time so smile and show me your pearly whites. [:)

slvemike4u -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/16/2010 4:06:25 PM)
Given your sparkling personality......I'm thinking you stand alone most places ;)

thornhappy -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/16/2010 8:44:58 PM)
I've run into some mighty dongs o' doom that were cut, didn't slow them down any.

belladevine -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 12:00:21 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaUs1Ma4SIE Love Bella

DarlingSavage -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 1:25:18 PM)
I actually found proof of God's existence when this man was interviewed recently. I don't know, though, after seeing this, it makes you really want to rethink the whole prayer idea.

GotSteel -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 1:28:12 PM)
Dear Troll, This is called an ignore button, goodbye. [:D]

DarlingSavage -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 1:40:47 PM)
Now my feelins are hurt. You were supposed to be sayin' what a scream that video was that I gave you there. I mean, I'm cryin' from laughing so hard, but NOOOO, you just totally ignore me! WTF is that about? If you cut me, do I not bleed?

juliaoceania -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 2:17:28 PM)
quote: If you cut me, do I not bleed? No, the question is "If I cut you, and you are a penis, do you bleed?"

DarlingSavage -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 2:49:07 PM)
Oh, no, those don't bleed, that's a myth.

juliaoceania -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 2:54:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage Oh, no, those don't bleed, that's a myth. Does anyone have Lorena Bobbit's number so we can ask her?

Moonhead -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 2:56:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy I've run into some mighty dongs o' doom that were cut, didn't slow them down any. With a nice jewish* boy having a slightly less sensitive glans on the end of their wang, they can last a lot longer as well. I'm told some girls like that... *(Or muslim, coptic, African animist, whatever...)

DarlingSavage -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 3:33:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage Oh, no, those don't bleed, that's a myth. Does anyone have Lorena Bobbit's number so we can ask her? I'm just teasing, I'm in a VERY silly mood today! Now watch this!

juliaoceania -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 3:36:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage Oh, no, those don't bleed, that's a myth. Does anyone have Lorena Bobbit's number so we can ask her? I'm just teasing, I'm in a VERY silly mood today! Now watch this! I'm teasing too, like anyone has her number[:D]

thornhappy -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 7:23:55 PM)
Say, as an aside...anyone else essentially boycott youtube on discussion boards? I've got nothing against them, but damn I could read a transcript a shitload faster. I've got no use for those newfangled videos of extremely poor quality! Nope nope nope!

juliaoceania -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 8:00:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Say, as an aside...anyone else essentially boycott youtube on discussion boards? I've got nothing against them, but damn I could read a transcript a shitload faster. I've got no use for those newfangled videos of extremely poor quality! Nope nope nope! I only hit youtube links when I think it might add up to something interesting... I haven't hit bella's link...

rulemylife -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 8:20:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: belladevine I am currently an American and I apparently stand alone here. What does that mean?

rulemylife -> RE: God Helps with Personal Decisions, Most Americans Say (3/17/2010 8:23:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Say, as an aside...anyone else essentially boycott youtube on discussion boards? I've got nothing against them, but damn I could read a transcript a shitload faster. I've got no use for those newfangled videos of extremely poor quality! Nope nope nope! Me either. When I was a kid we had to walk five miles to the video store. Uphill. In both directions.

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