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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/20/2010 5:57:21 AM

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I got it in milli seconds.

Berty lies upon the upper couch face up. Lady no1 kneels between his knees and blows him while lady no2, suitably dis-robed queens him. Notice how his upturned face would be at a suitable height

The tall handles are not for him to hold, he's too busy clinging to her bum cheeks, they are for the woman who is queening him to help her balance, and support her as she reaches orgasm. Notice also the nice comfortable spot for lady no1 to kneel.The women are facing each other of course. It seems a bit tame to me

I hadn't better direct you to a piccie of the couch in my boudoir you'd get really confused. There's room on there for me and nine nympho's.

[jpg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/21/article-1259670-08C99B68000005DC-178_468x398.jpg[/jpg]

so why the bottom couch bit and why the heel cups - nope i dont think it is that - (goes back to pic for further scrutiny

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/20/2010 6:08:15 AM

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how about one woman lies on her back on the lower couch using the heel cups tto raise her cunt up to the king who is straddling his ass against those brackets with his cock available to her below - with the other woman lying on her tummy infront of him on that upper couch, which would mean her upper torso would be hanging off the end of that shorter couch, the woman underneath could provide her with support by holding her hands up. that way he could fuck the one right underneath in missionary and the other available to him for doggy without having to move his corpulant frame,

just i wouldnt want to be the one underneath frankly, it doesnt look sturdy enough for the combined weight of a big fat king and a woman on the top couch, particularly with all that thrusting going on

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/20/2010 8:04:00 AM

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I got it in milli seconds.

Berty lies upon the upper couch face up. Lady no1 kneels between his knees and blows him while lady no2, suitably dis-robed queens him. Notice how his upturned face would be at a suitable height

The tall handles are not for him to hold, he's too busy clinging to her bum cheeks, they are for the woman who is queening him to help her balance, and support her as she reaches orgasm. Notice also the nice comfortable spot for lady no1 to kneel.The women are facing each other of course. It seems a bit tame to me

I hadn't better direct you to a piccie of the couch in my boudoir you'd get really confused. There's room on there for me and nine nympho's.

[jpg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/21/article-1259670-08C99B68000005DC-178_468x398.jpg[/jpg]

so why the bottom couch bit and why the heel cups - nope i dont think it is that - (goes back to pic for further scrutiny

Its multi functional, it can be used in many ways. Heel cups are of course for someone's feet. He could place his feet there and she is probably before him bending over as they couple. But thats a twosome. OP wonders how they did a threesome

I can see some sore toes in it. Those brass things would have to go for me.

I'm a little perplexed by the lower couch too. Give me more time !

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/20/2010 8:13:39 AM

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Yes thats another possible three way.Congratulations ! UK pervs 2, USA pervs 0 !

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how about one woman lies on her back on the lower couch using the heel cups tto raise her cunt up to the king who is straddling his ass against those brackets with his cock available to her below - with the other woman lying on her tummy infront of him on that upper couch, which would mean her upper torso would be hanging off the end of that shorter couch, the woman underneath could provide her with support by holding her hands up. that way he could fuck the one right underneath in missionary and the other available to him for doggy without having to move his corpulant frame,

just i wouldnt want to be the one underneath frankly, it doesnt look sturdy enough for the combined weight of a big fat king and a woman on the top couch, particularly with all that thrusting going on

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/20/2010 3:01:28 PM

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ok, ive thought of another way too - clearly im more of a perv than i realised

the king stands on the end cushion and one woman is straddled with her arse in the brackets and the other woman is lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups with her cunt raised up high enough for him to fuck her too.

actually i think this is more likely considering he was a large man and probably it would be too undignified for him to have his arse in the brackets.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/21/2010 4:02:28 AM

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ok, ive thought of another way too - clearly im more of a perv than i realised

the king stands on the end cushion and one woman is straddled with her arse in the brackets and the other woman is lying on her back with her feet in the stirrups with her cunt raised up high enough for him to fuck her too.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/21/2010 4:15:09 AM

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Now I see how the lower couch could be used . Notice that anyone in there has their head close to the brass bum harness. How about this.

Rip off those silly foot rests, and we’ll have more room in here. Lady1 is face up on the high couch, legs akimbo by those brassy bum supports. His Majesty the King. is kneeling where the foot supports used to be. They are coupling.

Lady2 is in the lower couch face up. She is holding herself up on her elbows.

While Lady1 and Berty couple she is sucking His Majesties balls.

4:0 !

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/22/2010 4:23:56 AM

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Rip off those silly foot rests, and we’ll have more room in here. .
4:0 !

thats an antique that is!!! - you cant do that

- maybe theyre there for the king when he wants to really plough into the woman in the brackets.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 6/22/2010 4:43:17 AM

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thats an antique that is!!! - you cant do that - maybe theyre there for the king when he wants to really plough into the woman in the brackets.

Well can I carefully remove them and put them back again after I've had my fun ?

Seriously, this 3 way fun could be had with one of those hanging / swing chairs. You would only need to meddle with the chains till the right alignment and height

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 7/16/2010 4:56:34 AM

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What a great piece of furniture, love all that antique gilding, it looks like a multi-function work bench.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 7/20/2010 4:10:34 AM

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You know you were not supposed to enjoy it in those days, perhaps with a pillow or two you could lie back and read the Times as a form of enjoyment.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 7/20/2010 8:32:48 AM

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Yeah, I'm confused, too. Too bad there's no diagram.. because this is going to wriggle around in the back of my brain forever now as an unsolved mystery. :P

I thought, surely, someone has already come up with a diagram or something depicting this chair's use.

This is all I could find.

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RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight... - 7/22/2010 8:23:31 AM

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It's a real bone-shaker, tee-hee.

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