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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 10:22:11 AM   
KITTYLECTRO


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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

Has anyone ever dosed your ants?

Thank you.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 10:22:57 AM   
Musicmystery


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 10:29:10 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		I think the ants are laced with angel dust.

Not my fault if he goes crazy...


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 10:31:07 AM   
Musicmystery


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I think the ants are laced with angel dust.

Not my fault if he goes crazy...



This is a common misperception.

Anteaters don't go crazy. They are naturally crazy. It is their way.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:14:47 PM   
VirginPotty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Dear Mr. Anteater:

I must admit to being turned on by your domliness yesterday on the "Admit" thread.
Are ants the only thing you eat?


ANTEATER!!!!!!!
 
'Ya farkin freak of nature! I askded you a QUESTION this morning and now it's the end of the day for me & still no response?!?!?!?!?


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:20:06 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		The Anteater has bills to pay!

Don't be such a cunt!

Now to your question.......... with a tongue like this, it would be a waste to eat only ants!

Incidently, yes I dose My own ants. Good help is so hard to find.

And after we break her, VC is gonna be delightful!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:23:02 PM   
heartcream


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Status: offline 		How did I not see this thread? Yikes, what have I had my head buried in the sand or what? I admit to not reading all the 35 pages. I know, I know, likely gripping stuff...

Um, let's see, um *eyes look up, fingers tap, what to ask an anteater, what to ask an anteater? Hmmm, gee, tough call, um...

Did you ever want to get a nose job?

Love, heartcream

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:24:59 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Much Like Barbara Streisand, I am afraid it would ruin My singing voice.

And you know what they say about a guy with a big nose........


HEARTCREAM NEEDS THE CONE!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:32:12 PM   
yourdarkdesire


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Status: offline 		heartcream - you cracked me up!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:33:40 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Ya gotta love the hearttcream!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:34:46 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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Status: offline 		Hi heartcream.. I asked the Anteater about boob jobs, but he didn't have an answer for that one. Guess he has enough boobs in his life..

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 1:40:03 PM   
Jeffff


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 2:29:12 PM   
heartcream


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Status: offline 		Do we like boob jobs?

I would like big fat yummy boobs but I wont get surgery. I am resorting to wishing on stars! Then again, admittedly when I was prepubescent I prayed fervently to not get big boobs.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 2:35:49 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Dear Ant aka Ward...........how do I go about giving Heartcream some of my excess?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 2:54:45 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		June, while I feel for the cream..... I will not give up a single ounce of you!


Ward

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 5:29:33 PM   
heartcream


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Status: offline 		Ah Ward, You are such a fine husband!

~August

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/21/2010 7:47:37 PM   
Musicmystery


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 6:44:46 AM   
VirginPotty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The Anteater has bills to pay!

Don't be such a cunt!



Love it when you show your domly side!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 7:06:18 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Dear anteater,
When Sigue Sigue Sputnik sings "shoot it up" in their song Love Missile, do you really think they were talking about rockets? It was a drug culture after all. I believe they are putting an unfair and negative view of missles. Your opinion would be invaluable.

Sincerely,
Wernher von Braun, Founder
Disgruntled Russian Satellite & Rocket Society


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 7:35:40 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

I tried to eat an Anteater but it was too crunchy and the scales got caught in my teeth. What should I do to make him more palatable?

Signed,

needs steel toothpicks

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