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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 11:58:12 AM

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RS, the song Love Missile was part of a Russin plot to make us feel happy about a premptive nuclear strike.

I know how silly that sounds but I have spent literaly thousands of hours researching this on the internet because I have no life.

Lushy?...... Scales?...... wtf?..... whatever you have been eating it is not anteater. I recomend a better grocer!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 12:08:55 PM

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hmmmm...Lushy might have mistaken claws for scales - it's easy to do.

I recommend de-clawing the anteater, preferably several hours before you dispatch it to the great anthill in the sky via the huge pot of boiling water and veg (anteater stock is yummy!).

Pliers usually work, although you might want to wear earplugs cos the screaming can get a bit...well...high-pitched and decidedly wussy.

Any more cooking hints needed, just ask.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 12:16:55 PM

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Come to Chicago, I will show you claws.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 12:58:53 PM

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RS, the song Love Missile was part of a Russin plot to make us feel happy about a premptive nuclear strike.

I know how silly that sounds but I have spent literaly thousands of hours researching this on the internet because I have no life.

Yesterday you told me you weren't online 'cuz you had to pay your bills now you're saying you spend "literally thousands of hours" on the internet.

Lies, all lies

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:08:57 PM

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Dear Anteater ... Is it wrong to put out on the first date ??

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:14:54 PM

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I'll field this one for him...

With anyone except me, yes.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:15:14 PM

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Potty... I will not dignify that with a response.

divi.... it is wrong NOT to put out on the first date.
As a matter of fact, when he comes to pick you up, you should drag him inside and bang him.
That gives him a chance to see if you are even worth dating at all.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:18:32 PM

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omg ty ! That is a great idea I will try that out .. like why waste a good meal on me lol

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:19:22 PM

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EXACTLY!

and Domi calls you divit......

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:20:08 PM

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Domi's an asshole lol

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:21:34 PM

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Do you mean divot and just typo'd that lol ?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:25:46 PM

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LOL..... yeah I meant divot........ anyway....how about a date?...:)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:27:44 PM

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aww your typos are so cute Jeff... and yes I would go on a date with you

And (imho) leave the big words to Domi
lol

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:29:44 PM

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divi - just say NO to the anteater!!!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:31:52 PM

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mos?...wrong thread...:)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:34:05 PM

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everyone needs to know about the bizarre anteater 'tools' if they're being stalked by Jefffffffffffff....

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:37:09 PM

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Dear Mr Floofypootle,

Does the word 'div' exist as an insult in American English like it does in English English?

Yours

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:37:37 PM

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..am I the only one who found the prehensile four-headed spiny anteater penis disturbing?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:44:18 PM

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Dear Mr Floofypootle,

Does the word 'div' exist as an insult in American English like it does in English English?

Yours

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lol VC.. Jeff hardly knows American English.. dont confuse him lol

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/22/2010 1:45:50 PM

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VC?... I don't know...

GI?.... too bad....I am a one man bukake fest!

divi?....... pick you up tomorrow morning at 9?...:)

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