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Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 1:48:43 PM

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Have a question for your local Vermilingua?
Maybe it will be answered here... maybe.
I'll start...

Dear Anteater,

Are fire ants really hot for you guys, like six-legged Habanero or Scotch Bonnet Peppers, or are they 'hot in name only' kind of like Jalapeno Poppers or Andy Capp Hot Fries?

Thanks!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 1:52:20 PM

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Fire ants are indeed a spicy. crunchy treat. They are best washed down with a hoppy beverage

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 1:59:09 PM

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Dear Anteater,

I heard anteaters have very long tongues and their tongues are very flexible. Is this true?

Curious in Canada.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 2:02:05 PM

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Dear Anteater,

Is there any end in sight to to the feud between Northern and Southern Tamanduas?

Thanks!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 2:08:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Dear Anteater,

I heard anteaters have very long tongues and their tongues are very flexible. Is this true?

Curious in Canada.

Thats is where the saying, "Once you go Anteater you never go back" originated

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 2:09:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: KITTYLECTRO

Dear Anteater,

Is there any end in sight to to the feud between Northern and Southern Tamanduas?

Thanks!

The civilized world doesn't really care. We only hope that they extinguish each other and the property they leave behind is beach front

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:34:45 PM

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How long is the tongue compare to Gene Simmons of KISS?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:38:34 PM

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Dear Anteater,

I see you've managed to get down from that invisible St Andrew's Cross in the middle of that field.

Who found the keys, and how? I thought they were down that well for GOOD!

Yours

VC

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:41:47 PM

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How long is the tongue compare to Gene Simmons of KISS?

Gene is an Anteater wannabe.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:42:00 PM

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Dear Anteater - does your long snout have uses other than just sucking up ants? If so, what?

Please be descriptive and use lots of adjectives. Details are best.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:43:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Dear Anteater,

I see you've managed to get down from that invisible St Andrew's Cross in the middle of that field.

Who found the keys, and how? I thought they were down that well for GOOD!

Yours

VC

You are just SO cute I am unable to answer your question!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:44:53 PM

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Dear Anteater - does your long snout have uses other than just sucking up ants? If so, what?

Please be descriptive and use lots of adjectives. Details are best.

This thread is to provide valuable information that can only be gleaned from an Anteater. It is NOT here to give you wanking material!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:46:37 PM

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Damn - foiled again - but but anteaters ARE wanking material!

and... and.... you didn't answer the question

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:47:42 PM

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Dear Anteater,

Do you get stuffy when you are mistaken for an Aardvark?

Thank you.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:48:06 PM

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How many ants would an anteater eat
If an anteater could eat ants?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:49:19 PM

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Dear Anteater,

Do you get stuffy when you are mistaken for an Aardvark?

Thank you.

Not at all. We are all one in our anteaterness

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 3:51:00 PM

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How many ants would an anteater eat
If an anteater could eat ants?

The entire family, Ants, nieces, cousins....even granny if she is still a hottie!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 4:22:48 PM

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Thank you - that was very informative.

When i do my dissertation i shall include this info - and you shall be responsible for all the initials behind my name - or not!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 4:27:53 PM

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~FR

Dear...whatever.

SUCK IT AARDVARK is probably my favorite post I've ever posted.

Howdoyalikethemapples?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/26/2010 4:32:59 PM

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{in my best Marilyn Monroe}

Dear Anteater,

I have really big boobs, and when my husband's tongue is on one the other gets all lonely...could your tongue take care of both boobs at the same time?

signed,
Tits in Texas

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