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Daddysredhead -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 4:44:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Unless there's been a dramatic shift in the exchange rate that I don't know about, you came close to being very badly ripped off, my friend


I have glanced through this thread several times for a giggle, and every time I read this part, I just laugh my ass off.  [:D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 4:55:07 PM)

I thought there was a smiley taking a bow in there somewhere, but I can't find it, so just imagine one for me, ok?

*bows*

I aim to amuse [:D]




Politesub53 -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:01:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

But why kill it when we can make something beautiful?

I looked up Grapevine, whence the slaves come.

They have a lovely website.

http://www.grapevinetexas.gov/

You can get free mulch, apparently, and the Police and Fire Departments are having a softball tournament!

So you know the slaves are coming from a town with a strong, vibrant and freely mulched community [:D][:D][:D]

Disclaimer: I'm not entirely sure what mulch is. Something to do with gardens, right?



My guess is you dont understand their horticulture. [8D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:04:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

My guess is you dont understand their horticulture. [8D]


*ahem*

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:11:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

$1500?!?

Last I heard they were going for $850 in Texas.

Unless there's been a dramatic shift in the exchange rate that I don't know about, you came close to being very badly ripped off, my friend


That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised




Politesub53 -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:13:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

My guess is you dont understand their horticulture. [8D]


*ahem*

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



What do you expect for $850, you need to pay the full $1,500 for the good stuff. [;)]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:20:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised



But surely a battery-farmed slave would be *more* valuable? You don't want them getting too used to freedom and fresh air...




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:27:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

That's because the $1500 slaves are freerange instead of cage-raised



But surely a battery-farmed slave would be *more* valuable? You don't want them getting too used to freedom and fresh air...



So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat




Daddysredhead -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:34:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat


*sigh*

I just knew it... eventually the slave trade would turn into a fat thread.  [&o]

*winks and giggles*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:36:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

So you would think but no. The freerange ones look and are healthier cuz they get fresh air. It's all down to appearances. The battery-farmed ones sit around all day eating Revels and getting fat


*sigh*

I just knew it... eventually the slave trade would turn into a fat thread.  [&o]

*winks and giggles*


*snort* We must embrace the fat! We must!




Daddysredhead -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/7/2010 5:39:01 PM)

*squishes my chubby* 

Oh yeah, baby!!!

*wiggley, jiggley*  [:D]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: else notice hoiw many slaves are not listed for sale with the master (4/9/2010 4:33:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*squishes my chubby* 

Oh yeah, baby!!!

*wiggley, jiggley*  [:D]


OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh it's been so long since I've been squished against the Red boobage!!!  * crawls into the boobage, sighs happily and goes to sleep*




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