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Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:30:32 PM

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That was quite an abrupt change of subject. Golly!

So. I'm new here and hoping for the best, so y'all keep your fingers crossed for me. I'll visit the forums when I can, but tbh, my dickbutt connection gives me a big "Fuck You!" when I try to multitask.

Hugs, Kisses, and Trailer Park Wishes~

RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:35:18 PM

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Welcome to the boards! BTW, I'm the one on the upper left.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:37:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Welcome to the boards! BTW, I'm the one on the upper left.

Haha, fan-tastic!

And thanks for the welcome, of course.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:45:54 PM

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Welcome to CM.

I'm loving your profile blurb.
You have mad profile writing skillz.

~M.P.C

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:51:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: MonPetitChaton

Welcome to CM.

I'm loving your profile blurb.
You have mad profile writing skillz.

~M.P.C

I wish I could say the same, but it seems you don't have a profile! O: I'm sure that if you did though, it'd be magnanimous and I'd be unable to even reply to this post due to its greatness; thus crippling me in a beauty-inspired permanent catatonia. Which would be bad, so I guess it's a good thing you don't have a profile or whatever! *hugs*

Oh uh, also, thanks for the welcome.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:55:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: pillarboxred

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ORIGINAL: MonPetitChaton

Welcome to CM.

I'm loving your profile blurb.
You have mad profile writing skillz.

~M.P.C

I wish I could say the same, but it seems you don't have a profile! O: I'm sure that if you did though, it'd be magnanimous and I'd be unable to even reply to this post due to its greatness; thus crippling me in a beauty-inspired permanent catatonia. Which would be bad, so I guess it's a good thing you don't have a profile or whatever! *hugs*

Oh uh, also, thanks for the welcome.

Holy Crap.

You just totally gave me a "moment".

Just watch the leg humpers here.
They're a bit savage.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/17/2010 11:57:23 PM

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I'm loving your profile blurb.
You have mad profile writing skillz.

I had to go look. Teh profile is awesome!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 12:14:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: MonPetitChaton
They're a bit savage.

Thanks for the warning, hon. I've already gotten an lol as hell "NUDE WRESTLING WITH FACE PUNCH!!!" offer before my damn profile was even up!

It made me snort/giggle (sniggle?) so loud it startled the cat.

"Completely from left field here, but care for a little NUDE WRESTLING FACE PUNCH?!?!"

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
I had to go look. Teh profile is awesome!

Why tyvm, Miss Prettyface.

Dunno if this is offensive or not, but you totally don't look your age. I was guessing, like, thirties or something. Sorry if that's not a kosher thing to say. : x Don't really have a brain -> fingers/mouth filter.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 2:16:49 AM

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Why tyvm, Miss Prettyface.
Dunno if this is offensive or not, but you totally don't look your age. I was guessing, like, thirties or something. Sorry if that's not a kosher thing to say. : x Don't really have a brain -> fingers/mouth filter.

Goodness, how dare you offend me by saying that I look younger than my age! How rude!
Do it again, loudly and as often as possible, kk?

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 5:18:16 AM

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here ya go!

I want to state, right here and now, that I am far too ethical to be a leg humper.

/Steals pillarboxred's cookies/

OMG. I'd read your profile before, OP (all right, skimmed it), but I hadn't seen your journal entry. That is a classic.

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ORIGINAL: pillarboxred

Dunno if this is offensive or not, but you totally don't look your age. I was guessing, like, thirties or something. Sorry if that's not a kosher thing to say. : x Don't really have a brain -> fingers/mouth filter.

I tend to think so too, but I'm withholding final judgment until Wyld sends me a boob pic.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 7:22:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

here ya go!

I want to state, right here and now, that I am far too ethical to be a leg humper.

/Steals pillarboxred's cookies/

OMG. I'd read your profile before, OP (all right, skimmed it), but I hadn't seen your journal entry. That is a classic.

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ORIGINAL: pillarboxred

Dunno if this is offensive or not, but you totally don't look your age. I was guessing, like, thirties or something. Sorry if that's not a kosher thing to say. : x Don't really have a brain -> fingers/mouth filter.

I tend to think so too, but I'm withholding final judgment until Wyld sends me a boob pic.

I had a bad experience with leg humping...she didn't shave for 2 days....:(

Welcome, and agreed, the profile is awesome!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 8:04:15 AM

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Welcome to the boards! Gotta agree with others on your profile. Kick ass, enjoyable as hell read.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 8:11:20 AM

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I agree your profile rocks, kinda too bad that you have an age limit on the frenz thing though

Anyway welcome to the boards!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 8:55:58 AM

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Welcome to our animal kingdom.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 9:56:46 AM

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Indeed!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 11:02:19 AM

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I like her. Can we keep her? Please?

Cali

PS to DarkSteven: Have I ever told you that I felt Wyld's bewbies???

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 11:55:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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I'm loving your profile blurb.
You have mad profile writing skillz.

I had to go look. Teh profile is awesome!

Ha! She lives near me. Of course she does.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 12:04:32 PM

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Didn't care for your profile at all. It seems you listed your age incorrectly and there is not one mention of ass play. You tolerate SCA, love amusement parks, like fishing but not one fucking word about ass play or fisting?...I smell faker.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 1:10:00 PM

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DG doesn't like you so that means you have total potential:) welcome!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 1:15:20 PM

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Indeed!

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