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jackieukwife new here - 4/30/2010 3:42:36 AM   
jackieukwife


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Status: offline 		hiya im jackie, new to this site hope u like my pics i love the idea of strangers seeing me nude too xxxxx
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RE: jackieukwife new here - 4/30/2010 3:45:44 AM   
sirsholly


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 4/30/2010 8:56:39 AM   
choccywoc


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Status: offline 		Welcome, you don't look very nude to me.

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 4/30/2010 9:05:23 AM   
ResidentSadist


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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Welcome . . . thnx for the exhibition, nice bod baby!

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 5:47:25 PM   
MasterDon26


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Status: offline 		sub jackie,
did you recieve my message from last night (Wednes. Jan. 12) with my acceptance of you MY sub and my rules for your submission.  If sub, you did not, message me through this forum where you introduced yourself.
I am your Lord and Master. I own you sub jackie for the rest of your time on this palnet. sub jackie, you CUM only for ME and come only to ME, yes






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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 5:52:45 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		MasterDon, you gave me the best laugh of the day with that. She might have to come for her husband, ya know...

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 5:56:35 PM   
MasterDon26


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Status: offline 		sub jackie,

rules for you sub:

no more men for you here in CM
and those you are friends with you will not communicate  with again unless I allow

I am your Lord and Master

You will cum, cum , and cum for your Master. And also you will offer up more of your sex juices when you cum each and every time so you soak yourself

when you read this during the day or the next day you sub will make yourself cum twice and you will tell your Master of these cums

you, sub jackie, will serve your master completely in whatever HE desires of you

your Master will love and respect you always



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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:00:21 PM   
BonesFromAsh


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Status: offline 		Give it a rest, Don.

Seriously, does that crap ever work?

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:23:31 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterDon26

sub jackie,

rules for you sub:

no more men for you here in CM
and those you are friends with you will not communicate  with again unless I allow



Her husband is not going to like that, Don.  Nor her relatives.

Before you start laying down rules right and left without asking her how they'd fit into her life, you might want to ascertain WHY she hasn't replied to you.  My guess is that she never expected you to collar her at this point, and is confused how to proceed. 




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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:38:08 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Look at it like this, Steven.  If some nut job was trying to insta-own you, would you bother replying?

ETA - I have a sneaking suspicion that Jackieuk's husband is out to get Jackieukwife.  Anybody want to make bets on which spouse posted the pics?

Whichever one of you is really at the keyboard, welcome to the forums.


< Message edited by LadyPact -- 1/13/2011 6:43:22 PM >

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:43:06 PM   
poise


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterDon26

sub jackie,

rules for you sub:

no more men for you here in CM
and those you are friends with you will not communicate  with again unless I allow

I am your Lord and Master

You will cum, cum , and cum for your Master. And also you will offer up more of your sex juices when you cum each and every time so you soak yourself

when you read this during the day or the next day you sub will make yourself cum twice and you will tell your Master of these cums

you, sub jackie, will serve your master completely in whatever HE desires of you

your Master will love and respect you always



I think you would benefit a great deal by learning to respect yourself first.
The rest may or may not fall into place from then on.

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:47:35 PM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		Do you think Don realises that this intro was from April 2010?

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 6:52:41 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Do you think Don realises that this intro was from April 2010?


She's been active recently and even added Don to her Friends.  So he has had contact with her.

Evidently he sent her a message claiming that he had collared her, and she quit responding to him, and he followed her to her intro thread.


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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/13/2011 8:58:02 PM   
Rule


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
Do you think Don realises that this intro was from April 2010?

Ouch! I had not noticed that. Thank you.

MasterDon26, you are spelling 'cum' wrongly. I am fairly sure that jackieukwife thinks that it ought to be preceded by an 's'.


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/14/2011 4:20:42 AM   
kdsusa7894


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Status: offline 		LOL, what Rule said!

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/14/2011 7:19:27 AM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Awww how cute! An announcement of a positive experience with a masterful dom that caught his lil submissive. Now, all you other dominant's stay away!  You vultures! 

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/14/2011 4:12:33 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Omg, this was hilarious. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I needed a laugh today. One of the silliest things I've ever seen here.

"Master"Don invited me to be on his friend's list after I viewed his profile. Err...I think not.

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/14/2011 4:46:42 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Awww how cute! An announcement of a positive experience with a masterful dom that caught his lil submissive. Now, all you other dominant's stay away!  You vultures! 


Oh my goodness, yes, Miss Lockit!  We Doms are terrified of hurting someone else's feelings!


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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/15/2011 9:01:26 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		May be an old intro, but this is gonna be fun.  And wow, insta-dom, is that like a chia pet, they grow in days? 

Anyone else notice she's from the U.K. and he's from Canada?  Should we take up a collection for Don?  Here's my opening contribution

< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 1/15/2011 9:18:04 AM >

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/15/2011 9:16:19 AM   
RapierFugue


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From: London, England
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

May be an old intro, but this is gonna be fun.  And wow, insta-dom, is that like a chia pet, they grow in days? 

I was going to say "no, coz chia's funny", then I realised - this is every bit as funny (although this is funny once, whereas chia's consistently funny).

I'm clearly missing a trick - I'll copy & paste his intro to every sub/slave I like the look of and see what happens!

;)

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