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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 4:39:06 PM

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Granted. It's not. It's actually breakfast time, four days after you started this drinking binge. Work called, by the way. You don't need to come in... ever.

I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 4:59:32 PM

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Granted, but you slept so sound, thieves broke in and stole all your belongings (one of them was kinky and is wearing your panties as we speak)

I wish I made more money.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 5:11:43 PM

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Granted. I hope you enjoy whoring yourself out to sweaty fat men with huge cocks as a sidejob.

I wish I had a mustache.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 5:13:43 PM

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I wish I made more money.

Granted. Here's a new top of the line printer, but be sure to let the ink dry before you try to spend the "money."

I wish I could see something outside my office window besides the building next door.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 5:15:10 PM

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I wish I had a mustache.

Granted. Finally! Something else to do with all of that cat hair I've been collecting.

I wish I could see how the cat hair moustache looks on you.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 5:33:59 PM

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I wish I could see something outside my office window besides the building next door.

Granted but it's a HUGE billboard from a personal's site that only features pictures men have posted of their genitals.

I wish I could publish my slave novel.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 8:10:41 PM

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Granted, but the publisher published the entire thing in Pig Latin.

I wish I'd already finished my college paper.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 8:20:03 PM

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Granted...unfortunately your harddrive crashed before you had a chance to print it.
I wish that I was going to the coast tomorrow.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:21:53 PM

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I wish that I was going to the coast tomorrow.

Granted. The Guard is happy to have you, and is sending you immediately to get those Greenpeace people out of the whales' feeding ground.

I wish I didn't have to take a test in two weeks.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:25:27 PM

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Granted - due to family emergency the prof is leaving day after tomorrow so the test is now tomorrow

I wish I could find a job where they would pay me to do whatever I want

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:31:14 PM

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Granted...and isn't that Confederacy paper money pretty...
I wish my teen son would calm down.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:36:47 PM

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I wish my teen son would calm down

Granted. You are now extremely hyperactive so your son now seems calm

I wish that I had a nice personal library

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:38:16 PM

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Granted. Amazing what involuntary commitment and thorazine can do. And I didn't realize they were still using shock treatments.

I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:41:32 PM

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Granted. I didn't realize you read Swahili!

I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:46:20 PM

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I wish I had a Jeannie like in the T.V. show

Granted. But you are now surrounded by bad actors for the rest of your life

I wish that I could retire and go fishing all the time

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:50:01 PM

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Wonderful island your plane crashed on! How's your aim with a spear coming along?

I wish I had a bigger apartment

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:51:01 PM

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Granted. Fish away! Nothing's biting. Ever.

I wish my yard was landscaped better.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:55:36 PM

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I wish I had a bigger apartment

Granted - pity the tornado that expanded your apartment also left you with no roof

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I wish my yard was landscaped better.

Granted - I hear they got a good deal on all that astroturf and plasctic greenery

I wish I had 20/20 vision

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:58:21 PM

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I wish I had a bigger apartment

Granted. You are now homeless

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I wish my yard was landscaped better

Granted, however your landscaper is obsessive compulsive and cannot make up his mind where exactly to put everything

I wish that I could afford to have a lear jet

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 9:58:22 PM

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Granted, too bad it's one that crashed into a mountain

i wish i could sing better

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