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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:49:32 PM

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Granted but you cannot move out of the way of that semi bound so tightly together like that...

I wish I had a 67 Mustang fastback

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 7:54:59 PM

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...aw, look at the cute little Hot Wheels toy. Hope you like.

I wish my wrists didn't hurt from typing so much.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 8:08:36 PM

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I wish my wrists didn't hurt from typing so much.

Granted, but you now have copious paper cuts on the tips of your fingers.

I wish I owned a Fortune 500 company

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/11/2006 11:16:15 PM

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Granted...and I am sorry you had traded it for all that Enron stock a few years ago.

(BTW Was that Mustang Hot Wheels at least an original redline one?)

I wish that I had money for more art supplies...
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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:38:58 AM

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Granted. You are offered a highpaid job doing corporate logos, giving you enough free cash to buy all the art suplies you need, however the job drains every drop of creativity from you, and you have difficulty finishing a paint by numbers set.

I wish the BBC would pick up my radio series

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:48:59 AM

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Granted...just so they could shelve it and it would no longer compete with their new series on rust removal from gutters and other household hints.

I wish that I was sleeping.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 6:26:16 AM

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Granted... but it will be filled with the dreams of transitory things.

I wish my manager would disappear into thin air ( although she isn't).

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 10:05:33 AM

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I wish my manager would disappear into thin air ( although she isn't).

Granted. Before you leap for joy your job also disappears into thin air with her.

I wish I had central air conditioning in my apartment

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 11:28:01 AM

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I wish I had central air conditioning in my apartment

Granted. Your new apartment is in Antarctica.

I wish my cats knew how to cook and serve a decent meal.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:03:17 PM

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I wish my cats knew how to cook and serve a decent meal

Granted. Unfortunately they have aquired a taste for human flesh and blood and are eyeing you with hungry intent

I wish I owned a boat

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:32:17 PM

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Granted but it's a row boat with holes like a block of swiss cheese.

I wish we had won the lottery last night.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:41:37 PM

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I wish we had won the lottery last night.

Granted, but you lose the winning ticket before you're able to claim the $$$$$

I wish I could read music

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:44:52 PM

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Granted but you are now tone deaf.

I wish my Lord liked blueberries (He'd get a little huffy at this hehehe)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:56:24 PM

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I wish my Lord liked blueberries

Granted, He loves them! so much that He cant stop eating them despite His HUGE allergy to them!

I wish I hadnt hit that deer with my car!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 12:58:07 PM

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Granted but as you veered to miss the deer you hit a road side stand and now are being sued by the owners.

I wish this headache would go away.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 1:01:09 PM

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Granted, but You stub your toe on the kitchen chair lol

I wish my tomato plants had tomatoes on them already!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 1:03:33 PM

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lol
Granted but they are green and don't taste good fried.

I wish we had a puppy (a real puppy)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 1:41:08 PM

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I wish we had a puppy (a real puppy)

Granted...you just spent a hundred dollars at Costco for carpet cleaning supplies, because the sweet little thing can't grasp the idea of the newspaper.

I wish My toilet would stop backing up.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 1:46:31 PM

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I wish My toilet would stop backing up.

Granted. It won't back up anymore. It also won't flush. You now have to use the outhouse.

I wish my neighbors would stop running up and down the hall at 3:00 am

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/12/2006 1:52:43 PM

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I wish my neighbors would stop running up and down the hall at 3:00 am

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Granted, but now they are your roomates and they are drinking and dancing in your living room at 3am

I wish my neighbors would get rid of their small yippy dog

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