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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/8/2007 10:21:24 AM

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Granted you live in a vacuum.

I wish the world was over run with grass hoppers and they had the ability to jump directly into a person’s mouth when they open it to talk, eat etc.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/8/2007 11:58:38 AM

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your wish is granted but they breed inside you and..well, you know the rest..

** i wish i had something to do tonite..or someone

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/8/2007 12:00:36 PM

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Granted; All the grasshoppers have liquid crack for blood, and the human race becomes addicted to grasshopers. Shortly afterwards WWIII starts 'cause the president didn't get his fix every 5 minutes.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/8/2007 2:32:42 PM

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your wish is granted but i have no idea what that word means

** i wish the person above me would take me to bed tonite

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/9/2007 11:45:16 AM

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Granted! He takes you to a bed, dumps you on it, and leaves.

I wish I had a longer weekend.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/9/2007 11:49:59 AM

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Granted. However, because your friends and family don't, you have no one to hang with and you spend those extra hours or days utterly alone.

I wish that my car would stay clean on its own.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/9/2007 1:17:55 PM

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Granted; but it looks so wonderful that someone steals it.

I wish some deranged millionaire would decide that he can't live happily unless he donates all his wealth to making my life happier.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/9/2007 1:31:07 PM

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your wish is granted but you come down w/ a terminal illness and can't enjoy it....sorry but life sucks.

** i wish i had something to drink other than water in this house!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/9/2007 1:37:20 PM

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Granted; you have a wild stranger with a golden shower fetish knocking on your door.

I wish going to the dentist was more pleasant.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/13/2007 4:31:22 PM

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I wish I didn't have to pee- i hate going upstairs to go every time!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/13/2007 6:59:06 PM

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I wish my calculus homework would magically do itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/13/2007 9:34:17 PM

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Hey, someone better start granting wishes.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 7:00:51 AM

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megaphones from the wish fairy: get realistic. sometimes it is only the right words to unlock the puzzle as to what shall be yours.

last 3 wishes that are on raincheck granted. :-)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 10:30:15 AM

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Granted. They finally happened, but you forgot that the last 3 things you wished for were: a sunny day, something to quench your thirst and something to watch on TV instead of reruns.

I wish I could make a good living doing something fun like making jewelry.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 12:54:17 PM

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granted!

i wish for a great weekend

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 3:21:45 PM

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your wish is granted but you must spend it with ME.

** I wish I had a job

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 3:50:25 PM

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Granted you now work for the council as a pavement cleanser.

I wish everyone but me started to walk backwards everywhere.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 5:54:57 PM

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Oops....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 9:25:43 PM

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granted but because no one else can see where they are going they are constantly running over you.

i wish there was more time in the day to get all my stuff done.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 9/14/2007 11:56:21 PM

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Granted, but with the extension of hours you get even more work to do.

I wish it was Sat. Sept 22nd

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