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Hi there - 6/3/2010 5:52:26 PM   
TheRaptorJesus


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How's it hanging?
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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 6:21:37 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Hi, it's hangin pretty well. Your profile is a masterpiece...I was greatly amused.
Not sure if you are actually looking for anything here but good luck and oh...welcome too 

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 6:26:38 PM   
TheRaptorJesus


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Status: offline 		Take great solace, my child.

For your kind words, you will be assured a place at the right hand of our Jurassic Lord.

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 7:05:32 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Seriously? Well that was easy. Woo hoo...do i get to bless the multitudes or something?

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 7:14:06 PM   
DarlingSavage


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Status: offline 		Please, oh Great and Merciful Carnivore, who can eateth of our flesh, yet tear it not beneath the crush of Thy Mighty Jaw, tell us of the End Times and what woe is to befall those who do not heed Thy word and heel to Thy Jurassic command?  

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 7:19:20 PM   
TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: lizi

Seriously? Well that was easy. Woo hoo...do i get to bless the multitudes or something?


Perhaps you may... but first you must spread word of the glory and honor of your Jurassic savior.

Only then may you be a true member of the Raptor-Apostate. 

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 7:21:05 PM   
TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Please, oh Great and Merciful Carnivore, who can eateth of our flesh, yet tear it not beneath the crush of Thy Mighty Jaw, tell us of the End Times and what woe is to befall those who do not heed Thy word and heel to Thy Jurassic command?  


While I appreciate your fervor and anticipation of my prophecies, I must bite my tongue for now... Which is never fun as my teeth are very sharp.

The masses are not ready to hear of the Velocirapture. When they are, you deviants here on this magical world of electronic kink will be the first to hear my words.

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 8:19:32 PM   
BittenKitten


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Status: offline 		Too easy, Mate! kick ass profile.

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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 9:18:07 PM   
heartcream


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RE: Hi there - 6/3/2010 11:41:54 PM   
DogGoneBad


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Status: offline 		Awwwhooooooooooooooooooo... look it's a new chew toy.

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:15:50 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Ok.. you rock, TRJ!! (ya just need to add a Buddy Jesus styled pic...)

And why isnt Nessie on your friends list???  *snort*

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:26:10 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		It's hanging low and sweet, dude!

Is it true what they say about Raptors?

Tiny hands, tiny brains, tiny....????

Not meaning to be rude - just tryin' to figure out why you guys shuffled of your mortal coil, so to speak

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:30:55 AM   
TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Ok.. you rock, TRJ!! (ya just need to add a Buddy Jesus styled pic...)

And why isnt Nessie on your friends list???  *snort*


There are so many friend requests and so little time, you see.

If someone would gladly point me in Nessie's direction I would gladly befriend her and add her to the list of the saved.


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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:32:54 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:35:16 AM   
TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

It's hanging low and sweet, dude!

Is it true what they say about Raptors?

Tiny hands, tiny brains, tiny....????

Not meaning to be rude - just tryin' to figure out why you guys shuffled of your mortal coil, so to speak

It was a mixture of comets, crucifixion, radiation, and (if memory serves me properly) marshmallow.

And to answer your more vulgar question, size is but a measurement on a three dimensional plane. The enlightened are not bound by such trivial matters. Flaccid, erect, minuscule, or mastodonic... these are not things of value. It is not the size of the Raptor boat, but rather, the motion of the ocean.


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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:37:56 AM   
TheRaptorJesus


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Nessie


I meant her profile here, in the wide world of kink.

I didn't know that she had obtained wifi down there in the bottom of the lake, but I presume she has.

Maybe that is what stopped the radar detection and crews of people from finding her? What a clever shrew.


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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:39:11 AM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		they crucified Raptors?!

Logistically speaking, that's gonna be tricky.

Aha - unless they were lured up the ladder with marshmallows

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:42:05 AM   
TheRaptorJesus


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Status: offline 		The crucifixions were a heartbreaking story that my eyes still grow damp to remember.

So many nails and so many little arms.

We suffered for the sins of man and how does man repay us? Propping our remains up in museums and allowing Spielberg to make movies in which WE are the villains. Nay I say, we were the victims.    

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:45:42 AM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Nessie


I meant her profile here, in the wide world of kink.

I didn't know that she had obtained wifi down there in the bottom of the lake, but I presume she has.

Maybe that is what stopped the radar detection and crews of people from finding her? What a clever shrew.



I havent found her HERE yet.. but she's gotta be around!

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RE: Hi there - 6/4/2010 12:47:08 AM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		hunting Running and ultimate Frisbee LOL

I always knew Jesus was a velociraptor. That must be why I have had so many nightma... Dreams... of Raptors taking over the world in the end of days lol


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