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Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a strapon ... - 6/6/2010 5:25:47 AM

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I can't find anyone that will fuck me with a strapon lol I'm not bad looking. For my first time I want it to be kind of sensual then get rougher and more submissive each time. Help me lol

RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 5:28:20 AM

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Are you looking for a woman, or a strap on?

Few women want to be viewed as life support for YOUR kink.

Just sayin'....

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 5:31:27 AM

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im looking for a woman lol not just the kink there is more to it than that i want to serve and please the woman that eventually fucks me. Her pleasure is more important to me than my own.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 5:33:33 AM

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ok, well, your op didnt come across like that, to me. good luck!

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 5:36:52 AM

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quote:

I can't find anyone that will fuck me with a strapon

i agree with Greedy. There is a human being behind the strap-on.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 5:42:06 AM

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A little advice: don't obsess about this kink when communicating with potential Dommes. I've been down that road with subs and it's a huge turn-off.

Good luck and welcome.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 6:35:49 AM

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OP, your profile comes across as a horndog. You apologize for not having more revealing photos - what makes you think that a Domme would LIKE them? You say that you're a switch, and that you'll fuck anything female. And you specify what you want to do/have done to you.

Try looking at women's profiles. Read them and ask yourself, what kind of man would they want to find?

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 6:51:01 AM

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quote:

You apologize for not having more revealing photos - what makes you think that a Domme would LIKE them?

Femdom internet porn. It's warped the mind of many a young lad.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 6:54:24 AM

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OP;
You should look for a Pro Domme that offers strapon training...

Diane

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 6:55:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: tylerb

I can't find anyone that will fuck me with a strapon lol I'm not bad looking. For my first time I want it to be kind of sensual then get rougher and more submissive each time. Help me lol

I'm curious as to why you thought it would be easier? You have alot of what YOU think is hot on your profile. Would you explain to me why I would find one word of that hot?

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 6:56:14 AM

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Your profile is flat out vulgar and offensive. I personally would never see anyone who has that type of demeanor and I AM a ProDomme so what does that tell you?

You don't even care enough to use palatable language when presenting yourself to total strangers why would any want to play with someone who does not even care to try to be polite. Because this is an Adult site does not mean conventional rules don't apply. I do not think you are showing the best side of your personality.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:02:59 AM

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We do not want to see more revealing pictures of you.

We do not want to hear about how dirty you are.

We do not want to see adolescent pictures of you shooting the bird. (does that other guy know you have his picture on this site?)

We do not want to see you use words like "fuck".

We don't think your kinky at all.

Stop looking at internet porn.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:03:39 AM

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Why don't you look up some of the old threads about how to write a profile that will get a Domme's attention. And how to correspond with a Domme in a way she will find appealing. And the reason you didn't think it would be this hard is because you are assuming that what YOU want is the same thing that a Dominant woman would want. Find out what Dommes want and like in sub and then rewrite you profile, honey. I don't think you are trying to be vulgar. I think you are young, new and just need to do a lot of learning. Good luck.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:04:22 AM

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Hello Tyler,

You say this in your profile: It gets me hot pleasing a woman. Whatever it takes I will do I just like pleasing females.

It looks like a number of the ladies have given you some things to do to please them. I look forward to reading your updated profile.

And by the way, from a psych standpoint, having your arms crossed in front of your chest suggests anger, not being open, discomfort. Your words and your photo are not attractive.

And may I also remind you that generally it takes longer than ONE DAY to find someone who will enjoy your company.

Good luck there,
sunshine

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:14:13 AM

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By the by, is this a fraternity hazing?

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:20:12 AM

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Thanks for the advice I will reword my profile later on.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 7:24:47 AM

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Thanks for the advice I will reword my profile later on.

Excellent first step. Tyler. But, the attitude that wrote the profile to begin with also needs refined.

I urge you to use the search feature in the upper right corner to review past threads on what interests a Domme.

Best wishes.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 8:12:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: MsAlisedeSade

Your profile is flat out vulgar and offensive. I personally would never see anyone who has that type of demeanor and I AM a ProDomme so what does that tell you?

*lol*

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 9:07:38 AM

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OP;
You should look for a Pro Domme that offers strapon training...

Erf. I'm a pro, and I don't think I'd see this guy based on his profile. Too much of a risk that he'd be one of those utterly selfish, sex-obsessed, grabby types that wouldn't understand or respect legal limits, let alone me as a human being.

Sure, I get paid to deal with this kind of crap, but even pros draw the line somewhere, and this guy's profile is landing him pretty clearly on the wrong side of it. No class at all, and that's more hassle in a session than I'd be willing to put up with. There are much nicer and politer clients out there who have a lot more class.

As to a personal interest....oh hells no, I wouldn't even speak to this guy socially at a Munch if this is what comes out of his mouth. Guys who want women to be interested in them, or even willing to put up with them, need to not act like howling three year olds in a supermarket of sex with pretty shinies on the shelves. "But mommy, I WANT IT!" isn't even attractive in a three year old, and it is absolute anathema in a potential adult partner.

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RE: Didn't think finding a woman to fuck me with a stra... - 6/6/2010 9:10:15 AM

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sirsholly,

--- There is a human being behind the strap-on.

Well, gosh darn. Ya learn something new every day! Are you sure about this or are you just propagating more Internet, fantasy porn? :-)

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