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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:12:35 PM

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As well you should have!!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:15:30 PM

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I was recently at a ball game with 4 other folks. I was the only one wearing shoes. the rest had mandals or flip flops on

I learned that I felt superior to them!

I am sure it matched their pretty ear rings.

I think is looks silly. Like look at my toes! Yet they have no idea how silly it looks.

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:17:17 PM

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I learned that I'm not very handy around my house lol

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:17:59 PM

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I just learned that divi can't paint!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:19:43 PM

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Divi cant come to the phone.

She is out polishing some mans mandals.

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:21:51 PM

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That may have something to do with why the Cubs suck. I'll bet they all wear mandals and flipflops off the field.....as apparent do many of their fans.

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:21:53 PM

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I just learned PA is mean ...wow !
And Jeff truth be told.. I can't I thought I could do but I was mistaken. Kinda of like when I thought PA was sweet

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:23:16 PM

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I just learned that divi can't paint!

Or at least can't stop the touchups. Divi put...down...the...paintbrush!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:36:40 PM

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I have learned that with some people there is no alternative BUT to use the phrase "F*** off and leave me alone"

I have also learned that pinot grigio is a wonderful way to stop oneself from headbutting the wall...

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:46:33 PM

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I have also learned that pinot grigio is a wonderful way to stop oneself from headbutting the wall...

When you run out there is a very comfy wall... and no hangovers

Edit to add:
I have learned that banging your head against a brick wall usually doesn't do anything except give you a headache.

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 12:49:34 PM

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lol Angelika - I may take you up on your offer!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 1:21:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I was recently at a ball game with 4 other folks. I was the only one wearing shoes. the rest had mandals or flip flops on

I learned that I felt superior to them!

I have learned that people are delusional

I have learned people should wear mandals and flip flips (shorts too) when the weather is warm

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 1:38:08 PM

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I learned that Jeffff does not own shorts. I learned that if ever forced to wear shorts his legs would "glow."

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 1:47:00 PM

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Adding finely-ground hazelnuts to plain coffee does not result in hazelnut coffee....it also blocks the filter, meaning that the coffee (used in its broadest sense) takes forever to filter through.

for you people that have a desire to RUIN a good cup of coffee...

One (I said ONE, damnit) drop of extract to the bottom of the coffee filter before you add the coffee you are about to screw up. The easiest way is to turn the filter upside down and add the ONE drop, then let it absorb for a minute or two.

Start with Almond extract, or Vanilla because almost everyone has them on hand (bet Zeph doesn't, but thats not the point). If you don't like the result, you are not stuck with a new bottle of extract.

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 3:34:55 PM

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I have also learned that pinot grigio is a wonderful way to stop oneself from headbutting the wall...

You want to let out your frustrations whilst saving your forehead? Come over here, it can be arranged

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 6:49:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Adding finely-ground hazelnuts to plain coffee does not result in hazelnut coffee....it also blocks the filter, meaning that the coffee (used in its broadest sense) takes forever to filter through.
for you people that have a desire to RUIN a good cup of coffee...

One (I said ONE, damnit) drop of extract to the bottom of the coffee filter before you add the coffee you are about to screw up. The easiest way is to turn the filter upside down and add the ONE drop, then let it absorb for a minute or two.

Start with Almond extract, or Vanilla because almost everyone has them on hand (bet Zeph doesn't, but thats not the point). If you don't like the result, you are not stuck with a new bottle of extract.

Are you now claiming to actually learn stuff when you blow up your kitchen utilities?

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 8:25:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Adding finely-ground hazelnuts to plain coffee does not result in hazelnut coffee....it also blocks the filter, meaning that the coffee (used in its broadest sense) takes forever to filter through.
for you people that have a desire to RUIN a good cup of coffee...

One (I said ONE, damnit) drop of extract to the bottom of the coffee filter before you add the coffee you are about to screw up. The easiest way is to turn the filter upside down and add the ONE drop, then let it absorb for a minute or two.

Start with Almond extract, or Vanilla because almost everyone has them on hand (bet Zeph doesn't, but thats not the point). If you don't like the result, you are not stuck with a new bottle of extract.

Are you now claiming to actually learn stuff when you blow up your kitchen utilities?

Uhm...she has a point! (sorry sweet Holly!)

Plus a fun new name! You'll have to tell me sometime how you came up with it!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 8:43:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Adding finely-ground hazelnuts to plain coffee does not result in hazelnut coffee....it also blocks the filter, meaning that the coffee (used in its broadest sense) takes forever to filter through.
for you people that have a desire to RUIN a good cup of coffee...

One (I said ONE, damnit) drop of extract to the bottom of the coffee filter before you add the coffee you are about to screw up. The easiest way is to turn the filter upside down and add the ONE drop, then let it absorb for a minute or two.

Start with Almond extract, or Vanilla because almost everyone has them on hand (bet Zeph doesn't, but thats not the point). If you don't like the result, you are not stuck with a new bottle of extract.

That sounds good Holly!

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/19/2010 9:12:00 PM

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*scampers off to buy a bottle of hazelnut extract* Oh shit the stores are closed

Thanks anyway Hols, I'll have to remember that

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RE: Things I Have Learned - 6/20/2010 3:51:32 AM

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I have learned or rather relearned that 3 hours of sleep is not enough, particularly when combined with having drunk much wine the night before.
I have learned that my body no longer processes and deals with wine the way it used to.

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