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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 12:44:00 PM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		I say "Go for it"...the country needs something nice and relaxing and as deeply spiritual as the pairing of you two would be.

O.K...I want to use cat skin to make the ultimate "Cat" o Nine Tails.  Should I really use 9 Cat's Tails?  And how do I get them? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 12:46:06 PM   
womyn


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

I say "Go for it"...the country needs something nice and relaxing and as deeply spiritual as the pairing of you two would be.

O.K...I want to use cat skin to make the ultimate "Cat" o Nine Tails.  Should I really use 9 Cat's Tails?  And how do I get them? 


Great idea! Ask the Humane Society to supply you with some cats. I'm thinking about shaving my head, go nudist, then proclaim myself Queen of the Falklands. What do you think about that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 1:14:23 PM   
hejira92


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I've been invited to a (lesbian) friend's house for poker tomorrow night. Should I try to pick up her friends?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 3:19:34 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 4:46:17 PM   
hejira92


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 5:54:55 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

I've been invited to a (lesbian) friend's house for poker tomorrow night. Should I try to pick up her friends?


Only if your back is strong enough.

quote:



How can I only get "Twue" Doms to write to me? 


Electricute the ones who aren't and write to you.  Word'll get around.

ETA my question:

I have a sore throat.  Any suggestions for making it go away?

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 3/6/2008 5:59:31 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 6:11:23 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 6:14:24 PM   
Daddysredhead


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I have a sore throat.  Any suggestions for making it go away?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 6:28:00 PM   
lusciouslips19


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 6:32:43 PM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/6/2008 11:44:45 PM   
scifi1133


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 3:27:27 PM   
womyn


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 3:39:52 PM   
MrSpectacular


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My back itches - any subs available to come over and give a good scratch?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 6:42:58 PM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		I nominate...Womyn and ...Lucious....that should make ya all better!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 6:47:29 PM   
badprofessor


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Status: offline 		You? You can probably wear anything at hand and excite everybody, but I suggest a bumblebee costume.

I'm feeling a little ambivalent as to whether I've had too much fun to go and see my friend sing. Should I Stay or Should I Go?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 6:52:37 PM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Drink the rest of the bottle, pop a few pills, and you're good to go...

is do it yourself surgery a good idea?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 6:58:08 PM   
Lumus


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Can I use a pitchfork as a BDSM toy?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 7:03:40 PM   
MMagicsfaith1


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Status: offline 		Oooops not fast enough...but leaving it anyway..(self surgery) An excellent alternative to HMOs..just make sure you have several sharp steak knives, a LARGE bottle of JD and a full length mirror (necessary for any behind the back surgeries)

A pitchfork would be great as long as You test it on Yourself first simply to make sure it is working properly.

What is the best way to tie yourself up when Your Dom is not in the mood? 

< Message edited by MMagicsfaith1 -- 3/7/2008 7:05:48 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 7:03:50 PM   
badprofessor


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Status: offline 		Only if it's a farmer's son/daughter thing you got going on...

I was thinking of naked snow angels on the front lawn. What do you think?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/7/2008 7:06:42 PM   
BBWnNC72


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i want BBQ but it is raining, what can i do?


< Message edited by BBWnNC72 -- 3/7/2008 7:07:05 PM >

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