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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2011 8:49:35 PM   
rick1283


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Status: offline 		I suggest hitting the emergency break. if that doesn't work, try running a marathon with it.

My school work bores be and I find it disappointingly easy. How should I challenge myself more?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2011 7:45:47 AM   
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I suggest hitting the emergency break. if that doesn't work, try running a marathon with it.

My school work bores be and I find it disappointingly easy. How should I challenge myself more?


Order new copies of all your books in Braille.


I'm going to be in Ft Myers next week during Spring Break season. Should I take condoms?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2011 7:58:31 AM   
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Order new copies of all your books in Braille.


I'm going to be in Ft Myers next week during Spring Break season. Should I take condoms?


Yes, then poke holes in them and pass them out at the local bars.

I'm taking a gal out for dinner next weekend, can you suggest a creative way to end the evening?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2011 9:37:01 AM   
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Order new copies of all your books in Braille.


I'm going to be in Ft Myers next week during Spring Break season. Should I take condoms?


Yes, then poke holes in them and pass them out at the local bars.

I'm taking a gal out for dinner next weekend, can you suggest a creative way to end the evening?



That's EASY. Slip a roofie into her drink and fuck her on the table.

I'm flying to FL this evening. What should I put in My carry on?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2011 5:47:33 PM   
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Order new copies of all your books in Braille.


I'm going to be in Ft Myers next week during Spring Break season. Should I take condoms?


Yes, then poke holes in them and pass them out at the local bars.

I'm taking a gal out for dinner next weekend, can you suggest a creative way to end the evening?



That's EASY. Slip a roofie into her drink and fuck her on the table.

I'm flying to FL this evening. What should I put in My carry on?


C4, a bottle of water, a toothbrush, a lot of rope and perhaps some chips.

I nearly hit three idiots that cut me off on my way home earlier. How should I get back at the next guy to do that to me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2011 8:57:34 PM   
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i have too many shoes and not enough storage; what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 6:59:08 AM   
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I've got cobwebs everywhere but there's no spiders, what to do, what to do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 8:26:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Run to your local pet store to purchase some spiders, bring them home and introduce them to their new environment. They'll appreciate the premade webs. They're like filmy little condos for spiders.
 
Due to an early Spring my lawn is already growing, but I'm not ready for lawn mowing season to begin. What should I do about lawn care until I'm ready for mowing season to commence?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 11:39:05 AM   
LillyBoPeep


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Status: offline 		dig it all up, put it in ziplock bags, and store in the freezer until you're ready to use it -- once the time has arrived, simply thaw on defrost in your microwave for about 15 minutes per pound.

my hair smells so good right now, it's distracting me. how can i keep my focus?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 6:15:24 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Depending on the time where you are, go to your local hardware store, look for some roofing tar.  Apply and try to rinse.  That'll take care of the distraction, guaranteed!

The yard is full of dog bombs since the snow is all gone, and my landlady hasn't cleaned up yet, what do I do to avoid it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 9:23:52 PM   
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How can I cut down on the amount of Mod spank mail I get?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 9:39:35 PM   
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Tell the neighborhood kids they are giant tootsie rolls.

How can I cut down on the amount of Mod spank mail I get?



Offer weekly slurp and Troll pole sessions free of charge to each and every mod.

Where can I hide from FukinTroll for a looonnnggg time?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2011 11:45:26 PM   
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How can I cut down on the amount of Mod spank mail I get?

Offer to buy them shoes. Any tea party interest on your part? The verb might help. M

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2011 12:02:51 AM   
FukinTroll


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1. I love shoe shopping with girls.
2. I used to attend the annual tea party in Tulsa, the last one I was the Mad Hatter.
3. They seem impervious to my Trollish ardor.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2011 7:08:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Tell the neighborhood kids they are giant tootsie rolls.

How can I cut down on the amount of Mod spank mail I get?

Offer weekly slurp and Troll pole sessions free of charge to each and every mod.

Where can I hide from FukinTroll for a looonnnggg time?

Disguise yourself as a penguin, move to Antarctica and learn the Happy Feet Dance!

My patio door is 1/2 way open, I'm wearing a heavy sweater, warm fuzzy socks and covered by 2 blankets, how do I keep from being cold?


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