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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:40:41 PM   
domahpet


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what the best way to convince my kids teacher to give him a break?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:42:22 PM   
Lumus


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 2:44:29 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 5:10:05 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 5:29:48 PM   
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What's the best way to find a job close to home?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 5:35:08 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 8:03:12 PM   
hejira92


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The FCATs are tomorrow. How can I keep my students quiet in the "holding" room?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 8:53:05 PM   
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I need to fire someone tomorrow - any advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 9:05:33 PM   
WayWardSoul


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I have to make an early morning delivery, but i want to sleep in late how can I do both?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/10/2008 10:41:32 PM   
PanthersMom


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i need to finish a term paper, what's the best research technique?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 12:57:03 AM   
KMsAngel


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i need some plants and decorations for my new office. any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 12:58:01 AM   
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I am thinking about changing careers...what do you think my new career should be?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 12:22:40 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 12:42:24 PM   
Lumus


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 1:50:16 PM   
hejira92


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How can I stop certain people (read:Lumus) from spreading nasty rumors about me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 1:52:38 PM   
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How do I get the ferret-spaz to stop attacking me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 1:58:57 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Aww, it wasn't meant as a nasty rumour, hejira...I'd offer to kiss it better but I don't want to go through the whole sexual harassment charges again. 

Easiest way to stop a ferret from spazzing on you is to keep bits of their favourite treat in your undies.

I think I'm stupid?  How does I get smartier?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:21:46 PM   
hejira92


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How can I get a manicure to last longer than 5 days?
 
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:23:13 PM   
womyn


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I'm thinking about having unprotected sex with as many ex-cons, junkies, pimps, and criminals as is humanly possible. What do you think that'll do for me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 2:24:06 PM   
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