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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:36:07 PM   
girlivy


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This plant is growing to large  for it's pot,  any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:54:29 PM   
Aylee


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How do I get chocolate out of my couch?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 8:56:23 PM   
pissthirstysub


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how can i get chocolate for myself

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/22/2008 9:06:01 PM   
Aylee


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I can't sleep, what should I do?


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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 12:55:04 AM   
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I'm craving peanut butter chocolate ice cream from Baskin Robbins, but they are already closed for the night. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 1:01:32 AM   
zakkan


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There is nothing on TV except Barney. What do I do??


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 1:02:19 AM   
bluemind80


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I'm craving sweet things but can't have them, what to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 7:40:53 AM   
sappatoti


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I've lost my mind and cannot find it. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 3:45:34 PM   
girlivy


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The (") key has fallen off the LT keyboard.... now what?

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OUR SPIRIT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA: OUR DESTINY.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 3:49:57 PM   
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how do i get the champagne out of my party dress?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 3:52:28 PM   
girlivy


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Suppers ready, and everyones late... Whatever shall i do?

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OUR SPIRIT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA: OUR DESTINY.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 10:01:59 PM   
NeedsFocus


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My homework is late, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/23/2008 10:06:37 PM   
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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2008 12:43:11 AM   
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I seem to have slightly torn my rotator cuff in my right shoulder after a summer of vigorous weapons classes with my oldest.  Any suggestions on how to deal with the pain?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2008 1:43:53 AM   
scifi1133


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I need to get someone to go to bed...any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2008 2:17:25 AM   
ArmoredOne


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My cat insists on catching mice and then letting them live.  Any advice on how to teach her to at least chew a little first?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/24/2008 3:40:18 AM   
Lizbetbathory


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Status: offline 		let the mice bite her ...rotator cuff person heh goggle image shoulder fusion be happy it is a roataotr cuff,,,,, ither wise uncooked rice ina cotton sock heat up enjoy the warmth

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2008 10:08:21 PM   
NeedsFocus


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Status: offline 		Ok... so I'm bored, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/25/2008 11:32:21 PM   
MadAxeman


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My finger smells, where can it have been while I was sleeping?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/26/2008 12:45:41 AM   
NeedsFocus


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Status: offline 		Ewwwww.... no idea! But, you should cut it off to get rid of the smell!

I'm freezing! What do I do?

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