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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 9:47:31 PM   
shivermetimbers


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I want to get a nifty bumper sticker for my car, what's the best saying?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 9:51:35 PM   
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I want to pierce my tongue what is the best way to do that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 9:59:10 PM   
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how do you put out a fire in a trash can??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 10:02:33 PM   
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so one of mine's birthdays is coming up and I am just stumped for a good birthday present .. any ideas?
 
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 10:02:41 PM   
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A lawnmower and/or bag of dishwashing supplies is ALWAYS a great, last minute gift idea!

My bathwater is too cold, HELP!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 10:05:17 PM   
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actually putting a space heater in there might actually do it faster

best way to clean the tops of ceiling fan blades???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 10:09:23 PM   
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ruhroh .. tummy growling .. what would be best to eat at midnight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 10:09:37 PM   
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What's the best way to cure a hangover?

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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 11:17:25 PM   
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How do I get this nasty merlot stain out of my white silk shirt?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 3:01:17 AM   
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giant, slightly undercooked denver omelette, first thing in the morning.  Mmmmm!

How do I get this nasty merlot stain out of my white silk shirt?


wash it in pure bleach.

Damnit...it is about 10 degrees outside and the cows are hungry. How do i feed them without turning into an ice cube?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 3:09:10 AM   
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How can I distribute frozen cow pats around an urban environment for maximum comic effect?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 3:18:24 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:36:21 AM   
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I shuttered windows for someone who had a sign out front of their house that said, "will fuck for shuttered windows" but haven't gotten any yet.  How do I get them to pay up?

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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:39:25 AM   
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How do i get oatmeal off my ceiling...its that popcorn looking textured dealie up there.....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:42:59 AM   
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I want to try self bondage, but how do I make sure I can get myself free?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:46:00 AM   
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I've been thinking of trimming my hair.  How much of it should I take off?  [It's at 13 inches so far.]

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:49:30 AM   
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I want to teach my dog how to talk .. what is the best way ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:50:42 AM   
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I always thought playing with candles sounded like fun, any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:52:19 AM   
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How do I keep hair from growing on my ass?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:53:27 AM   
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I want to ride one of them mechanical bulls, what's the best way to make sure I stay on?

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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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