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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 9:41:04 PM   
DemonKia


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So, what's the problem?

My house needs lots of work. What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 9:44:54 PM   
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Burn it down and start afresh. 

DB hates when I wear lipstick, but I think it "finishes" the look.  What can I do to compromise?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:13:07 PM   
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Gouge out his eyes with spoons.

I have a  fetish... more of an obsession really,  for Daddysredhead whatever can be done?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:23:12 PM   
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Kidnap her and do unspeakable things to her til she suffers from the Stockholm Syndrome.

My teacher feels threatened by my talent, what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:30:19 PM   
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Shibari, spankings, and other unspeakable acts until he/she suffers from Stockholm Syndrome and sees how phenomenal you really are. 

I was just kidnapping Daddysredhead and now have 357 magnum jammed in my left nostril, what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:36:35 PM   
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Sneeze.

I have this terrible habit of becoming a bit more diabolical in My musings late at night.  What shall I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:39:22 PM   
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go to bed early and never give in to your horrible thoughts

my cats keep killing birds and scattering the feathers.  what should i do with them
the cats
and the feathers


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 10:42:01 PM   
pissthirstysub


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Keep alligators
It's bedtime and I'm not sleepy.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/5/2009 11:23:33 PM   
LadyPact


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Have a glass of wine with Me.  Maybe we'll get sleepy together.

My house still smells like the cleaners I scrubbed the house with today.  What do I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 4:45:31 AM   
DemonKia


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Throw a frat party, a kegger .....

I just saw a unicorn, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:45:03 AM   
sappatoti


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Take lots of photos and sell them to the highest bidder.

I'm walking but in that half-asleep, half-awake state. I need to be one or the other. Any ideas?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:53:58 AM   
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Get naked and i'll rub any part of you that you want rubbed...you'll either wake up or fall asleep.
 
i'm doing laundry this morning and have to walk up and down to the basement from the third floor.  Any ideas on an easier way to get up and down without walking?
 
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 11:56:43 AM   
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Invent disposable clothing.

The green gunk that collects on my fish tank grosses me out but I still have to clean the tank. What should I do to lessen the grossness?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 11:58:52 AM   
sappatoti


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Not having water in the tank will cure 100% of your green gunk problem.

I just got scortched by one of my parakeets. An appropriate retaliation would be... ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 1:30:12 PM   
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Wiggle your finger and say nono parakeet.
I can't pick a book to read.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 3:43:47 PM   
intenze


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Watch porn instead.

I want to eat something really bad for me instead of something healthy what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 4:02:04 PM   
pissthirstysub


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You can cover almost anything in chocolate, or make it a chip
I'm having nightmares of making strawberry pies and work.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 4:30:36 PM   
stella41b


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Sleep with an elephant in your bed.

I've lost my wallet, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 4:32:51 PM   
pissthirstysub


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Call it over
I can't find matching socks.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/6/2009 5:09:56 PM   
sappatoti


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Go out and buy a new wardrobe that works well with the mismatched socks.


I'm being irritated to death by people offline. Would a thermonuclear device be sufficient?

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