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domiguy -> RE: Little Emily (6/29/2010 8:56:21 AM)
everyone on CM that has "little" or "lil" as part of their name is bigger than a truck. Is little emily huge? Fonz, you strike me as a chubby chaser.

VirginPotty -> RE: Little Emily (6/29/2010 9:21:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: candisa Hello, Easyoutlaw Loved the story, it's beautifully written. Thank you for sharing, looking forward to reading more.Welcome to the boards. [:D] I echo candisa's post above ^^^^^^[:D]

easyoutlaw -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 6:20:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy everyone on CM that has "little" or "lil" as part of their name is bigger than a truck. Is little emily huge? Fonz, you strike me as a chubby chaser. No, she is not. She is described in the story as quite diminutive. The story is named for a member I knew on alt who actually did have "Lil' " as the first part of her name. The character is based on her. She is 5'2" tall, has a great body and a ROCKIN' ass. So, . . . no. I slammed dunked the last person who called me 'Fonz.' Do I need to do it to you? Chubby Chaser? Well, . . . sometimes. But only if it's YOUR MAMA!

easyoutlaw -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 6:33:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty quote: ORIGINAL: candisa Hello, Easyoutlaw Loved the story, it's beautifully written. Thank you for sharing, looking forward to reading more.Welcome to the boards. [:D] I echo candisa's post above ^^^^^^[:D] Thank you, Virgin. Kind of you to say and kind of you to take the time to write.

Jeffff -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 7:16:37 AM)
His Mom died of Alzheimers....... You probably should have picked on his sister,

domiguy -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 7:26:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: easyoutlaw quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy everyone on CM that has "little" or "lil" as part of their name is bigger than a truck. Is little emily huge? Fonz, you strike me as a chubby chaser. No, she is not. She is described in the story as quite diminutive. The story is named for a member I knew on alt who actually did have "Lil' " as the first part of her name. The character is based on her. She is 5'2" tall, has a great body and a ROCKIN' ass. So, . . . no. I slammed dunked the last person who called me 'Fonz.' Do I need to do it to you? Chubby Chaser? Well, . . . sometimes. But only if it's YOUR MAMA! My MAMA was no chubby chaser. She was married to my pa who happened to be about 6'0" and 175lbs. Hardly chubby. Speaking of a chubby little member that is on alt....May I introduce you to "lil" Domidong?

heartcream -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 7:30:47 AM)
Yeah, no I couldnt read it either. But the ensuing comments are a hoot! This thread is rampant with jive turkey. I am craving beef jerky. "Aiiiiiii", the Fonz looked over at me. "What are you up to?" Big fat heartcream wondered. "Aiiiiiiii" the Fonz said. "Oh Captain Fonzie you make me feel all nerdy, may I have a glass of wine?" "Aiiiiii I want to slam dunk you!" "Oh Fonzy eees wunerful the way you unnerstan dialogue" Big fat heartcream gushed. "Get back in your prison, I mean your cage." "Okay Fonzela, but foist cains Ise gibbed you some head?" Big fat heartcream was a lightweight and a couple of sips of wine slurred her normally succint speech patterns. "Sure" Fonz undid his zipper slowly... "Um no I meant on your shoulders oh Mr Black t-shirt generalized Fonzi bear" "Oh no you didnt, I am a literary genius and you just annoyed the feck out of me." Big fat heartcream ran to the loving arms of divi to hide but alas Big fat heartcream was too fat so Fonzi found her and tickled her and gave her more Cabarnet, although she preferred Barolo....

Jeffff -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 7:49:53 AM)
When the cream is on, the cream is on! Ritchie

easyoutlaw -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 8:49:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: heartcream Yeah, no I couldnt read it either. But the ensuing comments are a hoot! This thread is rampant with jive turkey. I am craving beef jerky. "Aiiiiiii", the Fonz looked over at me. "What are you up to?" Big fat heartcream wondered. "Aiiiiiiii" the Fonz said. "Oh Captain Fonzie you make me feel all nerdy, may I have a glass of wine?" "Aiiiiii I want to slam dunk you!" "Oh Fonzy eees wunerful the way you unnerstan dialogue" Big fat heartcream gushed. "Get back in your prison, I mean your cage." "Okay Fonzela, but foist cains Ise gibbed you some head?" Big fat heartcream was a lightweight and a couple of sips of wine slurred her normally succint speech patterns. "Sure" Fonz undid his zipper slowly... "Um no I meant on your shoulders oh Mr Black t-shirt generalized Fonzi bear" "Oh no you didnt, I am a literary genius and you just annoyed the feck out of me." Big fat heartcream ran to the loving arms of divi to hide but alas Big fat heartcream was too fat so Fonzi found her and tickled her and gave her more Cabarnet, although she preferred Barolo.... That is completely stupid! And fucking hilarious! Thanks for giving me a laugh, . . . even if it was largely at my expense. Be well. Have fun. I'll keep the rest of my fiction for literotica, alt, and drunken young co-eds who are impressed by that sort of thing.

easyoutlaw -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 8:57:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff His Mom died of Alzheimers....... You probably should have picked on his sister, Everybody's gotta die o' sumpthin'. Mine died of pneumonia brought on by the complications of being incapacitated with Rheumatoid Arthritis. Oh well. C'est domage. Tout le monde est fromage. Shit ain't to be taken personally. Stop being the referee. I'm bettin' you don't even know the guy.

heartcream -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 12:25:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: easyoutlaw quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff His Mom died of Alzheimers....... You probably should have picked on his sister, Everybody's gotta die o' sumpthin'. Mine died of pneumonia brought on by the complications of being incapacitated with Rheumatoid Arthritis. Oh well. C'est domage. Tout le monde est fromage. Shit ain't to be taken personally. Stop being the referee. I'm bettin' you don't even know the guy. "Oh dear, oh dear," Big fat heartcream thought, "perhaps Fonzoid Dickens needs to go back and read some posts as the true nature that is the Jwefffffz and domidong". Big fat heartcream began to break it down a bit, "Listen OP, um, how to say it, um, yeah well, they are p r a c t i c a l l y m a r r r r i e d ! ! ! Have you evah hoid the toim hop bonded?" Big fat hc realized she was talking strange because she just put a boid in the oven, using Jamie Oliver's yummy recipe and the whole house smells like yummy boid cookin in the oven and is changing the way she is thinking. Mmmm hmm exactamente, m'son. I am sorry about your mom, that sucks donkey ass. Jeff is like those people at the Oscars, he fills in the seats when other folks go pee n'such. He has quick and witty banter and says groovy saying like, "He doesnt suffer fools gladly" and "Well played!" So you can see he is actually a gentleman poster with mad spellin skillz. S A F E!!! Annnnnd yourrrrrr O U T !!!"

Jeffff -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 1:10:28 PM)
That last part... hurt me deeply. I liked the old cream!

divi -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 1:14:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: easyoutlaw quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy everyone on CM that has "little" or "lil" as part of their name is bigger than a truck. Is little emily huge? Fonz, you strike me as a chubby chaser. No, she is not. She is described in the story as quite diminutive. The story is named for a member I knew on alt who actually did have "Lil' " as the first part of her name. The character is based on her. She is 5'2" tall, has a great body and a ROCKIN' ass. So, . . . no. I slammed dunked the last person who called me 'Fonz.' Do I need to do it to you? Chubby Chaser? Well, . . . sometimes. But only if it's YOUR MAMA! lol.. heya fonz.. thumbs up

heartcream -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 4:48:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff That last part... hurt me deeply. I liked the old cream! Not sure what you mean here Jefff. Which part hurt you deeply? There is not much to like about old cream Jweffa.

Jeffff -> RE: Little Emily (7/1/2010 4:55:32 PM)
quote: He has quick and witty banter and says groovy saying like, "He doesnt suffer fools gladly" and "Well played!" So you can see he is actually a gentleman poster with mad spellin skillz. That part... you meanie!

heartcream -> RE: Little Emily (7/2/2010 11:52:37 AM)
Well played!!!

Jeffff -> RE: Little Emily (7/2/2010 2:57:50 PM)
Hahahahahahaha!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Little Emily (7/2/2010 6:47:26 PM)
You guys quit picking on teh hot writer. Or I'll write a story about teh little anteater and teh little domi. It WON'T be pretty!

easyoutlaw -> RE: Little Emily (7/2/2010 11:28:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx You guys quit picking on teh hot writer. Or I'll write a story about teh little anteater and teh little domi. It WON'T be pretty! Thanks, blu. You're all okay. All of youses. Je suis tres fatige (cream knows that stuff, as a fellow Canadian) and have probably worn out my welcome. My sojourn here was brief, but thanks to you all, memorable. Goodnight sweet princes and princesses the rest is silence

heartcream -> RE: Little Emily (7/3/2010 12:58:58 AM)
Ah come on now dont run away that quick! You are sweet, stay, post all over the place, get your head together! (k i d d i n g) Take if from Weffffers, dont suffer fools gladly!

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