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Level -> Loud love (6/30/2010 3:58:27 AM)

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Caroline Cartwright, of northeast England, has loud sex. Really, really loud sex.

So loud, in fact, that she has been jailed for it and forced to live in separate housing from her loud lovemaking partner in crime, husband Steve. She has been the subject of multiple noise abatement orders since 2005 and has broken all of them, according to the Daily Mail.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20009199-504083.html?tag=pop





BentUnit -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:01:26 AM)

Loud Love......

Is there any other kind?

You want quiet?
You want zero sass?
You don't want moans?

Ball gag me.

Simple.

This couple was down one gag and up one court case.




Lucylastic -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:04:27 AM)

I cant do quiet, well ok, I dont like quiet, if you wanna put somethin in my mouth to shut me up, it had better be flesh flavoured, I like to bite down 




BentUnit -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:05:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I cant do quiet, well ok, I dont like quiet, if you wanna put somethin in my mouth to shut me up, it had better be flesh flavoured, I like to bite down 


That'll work.

[;)]




DarkSteven -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:18:07 AM)

[sm=afraid.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:26:00 AM)

<<<i am not called TheQuietOne for nothing




BentUnit -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:27:14 AM)

^^^ Her Master owns a Ball gag.....sweet!




sirsholly -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:29:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit

^^^ Her Master owns a Ball gag.....sweet!
i hid it




DarlingSavage -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 6:46:52 AM)

Oh my goodness!




juliaoceania -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 7:40:30 AM)

Perhaps they need a house in the country....






laurell3 -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 7:52:47 AM)

that story cracks me up!

Count me in for a gag too...but the ball gag isn't sufficient to really cover that much noise imo.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 8:54:32 AM)

I confess to being slightly envious...




LadyCimarron -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 8:56:58 AM)

If its that's good for her I say get some duct tape and go for it.[:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 8:57:50 AM)

It has never been that good or me. [:(] Levelicious! A Lady can use some help over here! [8D]




LadyPact -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 8:59:43 AM)

Just think.  How many people out there would just love their partner to be more vocal in bed?

Yes, I can see where the neighbors are coming from.  Nothing wrong with a gag for now and a place in the country when they are able to do that.  Then, I hope they have the loudest, most passionate sex possible when they don't have to worry about it.




thornhappy -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 9:27:15 AM)

She's also playing her music loud, so I could see where this would wear thin.

This doesn't sound like the usual case of making "a racket in the sack".




DomImus -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 3:30:49 PM)

Damn. In England if you have loud sex you can go to jail for it but in Canada you can drive a noisy ATV up and down the road all day with impunity.




Level -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 4:26:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DomImus

Damn. In England if you have loud sex you can go to jail for it but in Canada you can drive a noisy ATV up and down the road all day with impunity.


Unless you have a nudist for a neighbor.




DomImus -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 5:48:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level


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ORIGINAL: DomImus

Damn. In England if you have loud sex you can go to jail for it but in Canada you can drive a noisy ATV up and down the road all day with impunity.


Unless you have a nudist for a neighbor.



Nope. You can still do it. The nudist neighbor can't stop you.




Aneirin -> RE: Loud love (6/30/2010 5:58:25 PM)

From my youth, loud sex means only one thing ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGbea-fzqM

Ignore the language unless it is common to you, but you get the gist

Didn't know it was Canadian though.




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