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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/3/2010 7:26:34 PM

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best message i have recieved since being here: "your going to fucking DIE you ugly piece of n****r shit WHITE POWER"(excpet for the astricks, that is a direct copy.) racism generally isn't funny, but the person was from germany. how cliche can you get?

I can't believe anyone said this to you! I hope you reported them. Don't know what good that would do, but still...

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/4/2010 8:54:57 AM

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well all i can do is the block and/or report. but i've had instance where i have blocked members and the come back under a new allias. its a vicious cycle.

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/4/2010 8:55:13 AM

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someone who claimed me to be a male troll, being surprised that nobody else realised that apart from her

That gave the meetings I had since then and myself a good laugh, when I reminded them about that statement

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/4/2010 8:58:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

well all i can do is the block and/or report. but i've had instance where i have blocked members and the come back under a new allias. its a vicious cycle.

yep, I have those too...interestingly mainly from the UK....the current one I think is the one who was already trying to bore me 2 years ago with that crap at my other profile...now he comes back always with a hidden profile to try to insult me, which means as I don't open them in the first place I am not even able to report him as his profile is hidden...then recently someone got through which I did report, following which I deleted a few emails which might have been him as wel afterwardsl....I might be wrong, so those could have been someone else after all...but if they aren't him then they are still not what I am looking for anyway so either way no harm done...

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/4/2010 9:01:53 AM

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So humorous.....

I had someone say,

"I bet you fuck like a furnace!"

Now I thought THATwas funny(and true)!

I responded that "my lover says yes, you're right"!!!!!

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/5/2010 7:42:39 AM

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I got this recently from some idiot 35 year old sub male in England: "Hi, i'm XXXX. i do train people on how to sex, i have an hotel where i do get people trained, and so many client that do work for me. if you are interested don't hesitate to get back to me asap...

Await your response."

I had to mail him back to clarify... yes, some clown 20 years younger than I was offering to train me in sex. I'd just have to fly to Britain for the training. And I hate to be a snob, but something about a semiliterate makes me think that his business may not be top flight.

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/5/2010 10:51:56 PM

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DarkSteven: I haz place here cloz 2 U. Not so much dollars to enroll. You learn good... then U make money, too. You bring hoochie-cookie girl? We make lots cookies... yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we all sell those on street. I think Colfax good for that, y'know?

But send reserve form quickest. Classy, er.... classes fill up soon. Not so much class left for you.

Maybe special class, just for U. U pay more, you get more hoochie-cookie, kay?

We await your flight information so that persons can meet you in terminal of airport. You tell us when you cum and we have hooch and cookie ready,

BUY! BUY! Keep on, buy, buy - till we meat, then more hoochie - plenty cookie!

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/5/2010 10:54:30 PM

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DarkSteven says

I got very used to having Office docs on my handheld/phone, and couldn't live without talking and browsing on my phone. Texting comes in handy but I prefer to talk. But I absolutely need the Contacts list and the Calendar functions.

Most humorous message I've ever gotten.

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/5/2010 11:14:10 PM

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Poor copepods!! Oh, well, good thing we copepods reproduce at phenomenal rates, then huh? I think currently my relatives are all around New Zealand, so safe? But be sure to say hi to your collected copepods for me! Hi is basically waving your cilia at them. Hrm.. But humans don't have cilia. Maybe if you waved bits of hair at them, they'd understand that?

Yeah for kiwi copepods!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiwis make everything better.

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/6/2010 5:25:14 AM

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well. once you peel that fuzzy green skin off, anyways...

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/6/2010 7:34:22 AM

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Actually, i was thinking more of the flightless bird - or the people that take their name from the flightless bird.

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/12/2010 5:25:30 AM

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All joking aside Lance... how much dollars did you say? Only ... I'm doing this thing with the former Oil minster of nigeria's one-legged son which is going to net me a ton of cash!

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RE: Most humorous Cmail I've received - 7/12/2010 6:51:41 AM

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There was the gal in Ghana who wanted to fix me up with her brother. I offered to introduce him to my sister. I'm neighborly like that.

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