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Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 7:40:17 PM   
IamMasterOfAll


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I have been able to flog two women and they called me Master.  I met them at a munch after driving almost 2 hours each way.  They took me home and showed me how to flog them.  They liked it. They told me that I should come here and learn some more and then I would be Master of ALL!

Since I am in Wyoming, I wont give much info on my profile.
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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 7:41:50 PM   
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I am the Master of ALL!

I just don't like to brag about it.


Welcome.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 7:49:50 PM   
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Well, thanks, I guess.  How did you become "the Master of ALL"?  I want to get back to those girls and show them all I learned.  The next munch is August 7-8. 

does edit work? I see. But how do I edit that ice cream cone.... I'm not vanilla.  I flogged 2 girls. 

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 7:53:19 PM   
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Oh hell, that's plenty of time!

You are off to a good start, Proclaiming you are the master of all is the first step.

Next you must admit to yourself and the world that mistakes are really beyond you. You are incapable of them.

I'd give it about a week and then tell those women their sole, and soul (nod to the christians and black folks) reason for living is to please you.

If you play this right, you could become the King of Wyoming too!



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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 7:59:35 PM   
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Should I change my name to Master of All Wyoming?

I make mistakes with the horses sometimes, but those girls didn't tell me I made any, so that's good.  I knew how to flog them since sometimes I have to beat the horses.  It's the same.

Why do I want them to please me?


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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:02:09 PM   
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Horses don't count.

Because it makes you happy. If you want to be Master of All, you have to come to grips with being the center of the universe.

On that point, when KatyLied petitions you, feel free to ignore her.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:02:11 PM   
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Jeff;

Why does it say insane under yor name?

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:03:33 PM   
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Jeff;

Why does it say insane under yor name?


Because I have wasted a lot of time posting. You will loose the vanilla cone after 25 posts.

It also says insane be cause "internet prick" has been taken

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:04:29 PM   
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Jeff; are there other people to help me?  I need to learn how to do flogging really, reall good so that I can get these girls to give me sex.  That's what they told me - learn to be a great flogger and Master and then we will play with you.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:05:45 PM   
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Welcome ~ jewels

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:05:58 PM   
Jeffff


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Hit them harder.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:08:23 PM   
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who is KathyLied?  What is petitoned me mean?  God Darn it.... oh, can you say that here?  Can't in the church i go to.  Almost missed church 'cause i was driving back from munch.  I guess you can say that..... okay, I will God Damn it - so much to learn to be a Master of All.  How long did it take you? 

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:10:15 PM   
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Hello, Miss Sirsjewel.  How can I learn to be Master of All?  Jeff says he is, but won't tell me even how long it took him.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:12:20 PM   
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Jeff; I can't hit the horses harder.  Why hit the girls harder?  I don't get it. 

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:19:36 PM   
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quote:

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How can I learn to be Master of All?

There's a guy named Domiguy that will be along shortly. He'll email you the address that you can send the check to. I don't know much the check will be for, I'm still making payments myself.

Jeff

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:19:52 PM   
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I looked at this whole thing again.  I'm really trying to learn.  Jeff, you told me that after a week to tell the girls that they live only to please me.  I would, except they wouldn't give me their cell numbers or e-mail address or anything.  They said they will see me at next munch and we can do it again provided I'm a Master.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:22:47 PM   
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Are you the same Jeff?  Why a woman's shoe?  Or maybe you're one of those cross-dressers I've heard of.  Never met one, but it'd be okay with me.  But the other guys would beat the shit out of you.

I hit edit so Icould add a question to you Jeff (with shoe)  Does Domiguy have classes that you pay for?  That would be good if there are classes in Cheyenne. The munch was there.  Rapid City, Iowa would work, but that's 3 hours each way.



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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:40:27 PM   
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a) No, I'm not the same Jeff. Almost everyone here is named Jeff except Domiguy.
b) Nobody beats me up, shoes or no shoes. There aren't enough stones around here.
c) Domiguy's materials are all mail order, but they will tell you everything you need to know.

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:42:38 PM   
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It is a popular name isn't it?

" Jeff" is the new black!

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RE: Hello from Wyoming! - 7/14/2010 8:52:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: IamMasterOfAll

I have been able to flog two women and they called me Master.  I met them at a munch after driving almost 2 hours each way.  They took me home and showed me how to flog them.  They liked it. They told me that I should come here and learn some more and then I would be Master of ALL!

Since I am in Wyoming, I wont give much info on my profile.

Hello and welcome to CollarMe.  I think you picked a user name that made Jeffff (with 4 "F"s) go into a sarcastic mode.

I think the two ladies in Cheyenne are leading you on.  At the next munch, try to talk to some other Dominant types rather than talking to some submissive women.  You can get some help from the other Dominant-types even if they are women.  You seem to want to learn and, guess what? we all started out with exactly ZERO knowledge, just like you!  (At least you found a munch!)

It takes years and years to become a Master.  Yes, flogging is the easiest skill to learn.  But, there's a whole lot more to being a Master than to call yourself one and IMHO (which stands for "in my humble opinion") it has to do more with relationships than with technical skills.  BUT that's a constant debate around here.

There's lots of strings and thread about all these topics.  I suggest you hang around without commenting and just read for awhile (that is called "lurking" and there's nothing wrong with that.)  YOu can avoid the Politics & Religion forum.... that's for just that.  Not really any info on BDSM.

Someone else will suggest using the search function up above on right, but it's hard to know what to search for at the beginning.

Always feel free to ask a question.  Most people will answer a little nicer to you.

Do NOT send DomiGuy any money!

Again, Welcome!

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