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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/18/2010 5:49:25 PM

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This is a TRUE Story.

I was driving down the street when I saw 4 kids walking down the opposite direction.

They were wearing Tight Black Jeans, Band T-Shirts, Flannels with the sleves cut off (One was actually wearing a zipper laden leather jacket although I wonder if he got it at the local thrift store), and they all had long Dark Brown and Black Hair.

I found this pretty funny so I stopped and noticed that all were in their Mid Teens like over 13 but under 17. So I rolled down the window and asked

"Which one of you is Joey" I was prepared to get a 'Hey Fuck you mak' or 'you're a Dick'

Instead what I got was

"Joey Who?, None of us is Names Joey"

It occured to me they had no idea that the style they were emulating had been done before so I said

"You know, Joey Ramone" And although I said it Matter of factly they still didn't get it.

"Who'd He" Was the reply I got.

"The Guy all 4 of you are dressed like right now" Was all I could say as I pulled away with my palm to my head.

Although the truth is the 4 band shirts were a Metallica shirt, a Led Zeppelin shirt, and 2 Ozzy Shits gotten at the same concert, when I remember it they were all wearing The Ramones Shirts just to make it sound better.

At that moment I realized that the youth of today thinks that Led Zeppelin is a Shirt Brand like SilverTap or Hurley. I realized that some people wear a shurt cause it looks cool not because they know anything about it.

So I wonder if my son will be pissed that no one knew that Hanna Montanna was really a girl names Miley Cyrus whose dad once had a Mullet offended the world.

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< Message edited by AQuietSimpleMan -- 7/18/2010 5:50:58 PM >

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/18/2010 6:07:17 PM

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I remember when hearing "did you know McCartney was in a band before Wings!!!" made my hubby feel old( he is 16 years older than me)..I remember laughing my ass off at his indignation...but it comes to us all!!!

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/18/2010 6:26:24 PM

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...you ask the grandkids to program your DVR...

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/19/2010 1:02:26 AM

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....oh, must it be known?
All right then: You realize you're old when .....when the oldies station is playing songs your OFFSPRING listened to when they were teenagers. Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/19/2010 6:03:46 AM

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when you finally get excited about the idea to start knitting again

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/19/2010 6:48:43 AM

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RE: You realize that you are old when.... - 7/19/2010 4:21:49 PM

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