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ShaharThorne -> You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 1:31:54 PM)
...people start calling you ma'am ...your kid offers to sew up a pair of pants because you refuse to pay $80 for it. ...your kid makes money sewing up cosplay outfits and her friends buys them. ...the cub scout offers to escort you across the street. ...when you are doing a bit of foreplay and he has to stop in order to take his viagra. ...you start of saying "back when I as young, I had to cut mine own switch..."

tropicalhoney -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 2:11:17 PM)
I perved you to check and I have 20 years on you! Please don't start thinking of yourself as old. You're old when ... your grandchildren offer to vaccuum because it's too hard for you ...everyone calls you ma'am ...you're not asked for ID when you buy a senior ticket ...you're excited when someone thinks you can't be older than 50

DesFIP -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 2:38:46 PM)
Please! I was somewhere with my oldest and someone said how nice she and her grandma get along. I wanted to slap him so hard. Guess that means I have to start coloring my hair. I'm not going gray, I'm going pure white.

MsLadySue -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 2:55:42 PM)
My only comment as an oldster: Avenge yourself! Live long enough to be a problem to your children.

Lucylastic -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 3:24:03 PM)
I could deal with the blonde/white:) pubes, but white eyebrows are the pits

dovie -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 3:52:13 PM)
....when you get excited by a new pair of knee-high support hose. ....when prune juice is a staple in your fridge. ....when rectal aids (Ex-lax, Correctol, Fleet, Lidocaine ointment) have replaced Midol, Always, and Kotex. ...when you wear day pads, cause laughter comes with a price. ...when the side position becaomes a GREAT position for the back. ....when butt wipes show up in your bathroom ROFLMAOOO...going to stop now. dovie[:D]

tropicalhoney -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/17/2010 5:34:59 PM)
Oh, dovie, we are so at the same place! Not to mention the hair that now grows in all sorts of unwanted places!

gungadin09 -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 10:00:19 AM)
When everyone new you meet reminds you of someone you already know. When you talk more about the past than the future. When every conversation begins with "remember when...?" pam

tropicalhoney -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 11:22:07 AM)
When Maxine never says anything you don't understand. My mother said it was when her baby turned 60 - now that really is old.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 1:32:10 PM)
When you go to stand up, and your joints pop so loudly, people dive for cover.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 1:33:58 PM)
When your pussy is bald, without any action required by you to make it that way...

Loric -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 1:43:34 PM)
when people that were two years behind you in highschool start calling you sir/ma'am if they run into you with someone from their class... when you realize that you're complaining about the same stuff your parents complained about when the music that kids are playing really is too loud when the music that kids are playing is unintelligible to you and finally... when aspercreme has become something you use on a daily basis

playfulotter -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 3:38:46 PM)
Well, I still don't think I am old but...When you buy something that expired at the grocery store because you didn't have reading glasses with you! Also, I put notes on my front door so I see them when I go out so I don't forget things..but I have been doing this for years but I won't say how many..ha ha...My ex who was 13 years older than me when we broke up in 2001 used to do this and I thought...jeez, to do that he must be getting really old!

Moonhead -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 3:43:04 PM)
I started feeling old when the youth started talking about Isaac Hayes as "that bloke out of South Park": he was "that bloke out of Escape From New York" in my day.

playfulotter -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 3:48:01 PM)
ha ha..he was that bloke who recorded the song "Shaft" from the movie Shaft from my time! Actually a bit (I guess I was about 11 years old) before my time but that was my first glimpse of him from that movie.

LadiTrukDriver -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 4:10:37 PM)
I turned 42 TODAY Mentally I feel about 20, physically I feel about 420 LOL, When my dad called to wish me a happy birthday I was informed not to say my age too much because I'm making him feel old LOL I told him, just think you have a 42 year old daughter, a 37 year old son, and my son, your 13 1/2 year old grand son. Hell, I figured if I'm going to feel old, I'm dragging my daddy right along with me! LMAO

lusciouslips19 -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 4:14:02 PM)
If you dance and party all night and need to walk with canes the next day!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 4:24:32 PM)
Okay BOTH of Win's remind me of ME!! [:o]

peppermint -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 4:42:12 PM)
.......When you get the senior discount at Burger King and you didn't ask for it.

LadiTrukDriver -> RE: You realize that you are old when.... (7/18/2010 5:03:42 PM)
When you sound like Al Bundy when you get off the couch when you have to roll off the bed onto the floor when the grey hairs start multiplying hourly

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