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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 1:37:01 AM   
BitaTruble


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Status: offline 		You are supposed to be 'bitching' now, not complaining. Did you get a copy of the employee handbook?

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 1:49:48 AM   
HCWT1


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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl



HCWT - thats it, your suspended from being able to do anything other then turning into a mermaid.  i will NOT put up with complaints or posts that i cant understand!  Just for you, to fit your crime, you are now a purple mermaid.  Be wearing proper mermaid attire and present yourself directly to me so i can start discovering first hand about milking a man's prostate.  AND no complaining while i do it as it WILL hurt as i WILL enjoy making it hurt.  No complaining about the fact i'm going to enjoy painfully finding your prostate.  Mermaids dont complain!  If you progress and continue to do so, i will be forced to make you a purple mermaid with no mouth, which will force me to complain about the fact that i cant shove odd objects into it. 





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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 2:06:33 AM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		If you complain about complaining in a dedicated complaint thread, are you complaining about the complaining that others do about complaing or are you complaining about your own complaining about the complaing that others do?

Wow... try saying that outloud 3 times fast... LOL


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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 3:20:54 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Goooooooood morning, people!

Celeste, thanks for taking the night shift and keeping things under control.  Kinda.  Actually, if this were not a thread to complain in, I would complain what a whiny bunch of asses we are.

As it stands I'll just say good job all. 

Now, I just find it highly unfair that simply because I predicted it would not outlast a page, ALL of you, the whole damn WEBSITE is against me!  How...  HOW COULD YOU???  HAVE  SOME COMPASSION WITH A LOWLY FUCKING SLAVE!!!!!.....................

Sniff.....

All I wanted was 19 posts....  19!!!!  Not 63....  And you people spoiled that in ONE NIGHT!!!!  I....I don't even want to talk about it anymore.  I HATE YOU ALL!!!!  I said in my first post...  I said it, go check if you don't damn well believe me....  I said....hold on....

Snifffffff....

I said "This won't out last a page."  Then I went to sleep, peacefully expecting someone to have posted a complaint about no one complaining...  And then this Riotgirl comes along...  "Bla bla bla...  I'm so cool.  Look at me.  I can bitch for hours on end, and think I'm funny." You don't want to be complimented????  GOOD!  Not fucking happening! 

Now look what you did, Riotgirl!!!  NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!  The grand fucking Yang-tze river here...  Happy?  YOU MADE ME CRY!!!!!!  Go complain about that!!!!!!

So fuckin NOT Yours,


benji

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 3:35:51 AM   
feastie


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Status: offline 		It's RiotGirl's fault, benji.  She complained WAY more than anyone else.  But there ya go...that's how those attention sluts are...and btw, where IS the complaint area regarding attention sluts?

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 5:54:22 AM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Status: offline 		I'm complaining because now no one is actually GOING to complain here about it and we're gonna get 3 new threads next week about people being rude because they don't send/do send emails.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 5:57:31 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Well here is one from a spelling nazi-- it is spelled wine.

LOL

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:30:26 AM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		I want to complain about the fact they did move this and I agree...now nobody will see it.
I wish to complain that Bita got bossy, Riot just went on way too much and Benji is whining cuz this didn't go as planned and that I have to go to work...

C


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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:32:23 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		i have some complaining to catch up on!

First and foremost i want to complain about this thread getting moved to the "random stupidity" forum!!!!  My complaints will not get the attention they deserve!

i want to complain about mnottertail's spelling of nazi.  i so highly dont get the joke and i want to complain about others posting things i dont catch!  Rude, inconsiderate, inpolite ppl we have around here!

i want to complain that there hasnt been a complaint about attnetion sluts and that feastie actually thinks i'm an attention slut!  Name calling!  On top of that, i want to complain that even if i did feel the need to walk out the closet and admit i'm an attention slut, she's gona and made it a bad thing so i'll never be able to do it. 

i want to complain about LA who thinks this thread didnt serve a higher purpose as ANY thread that is amusing and brings light or laugher into anothers life is well worthwhile.  i want to complain about LA not living up to her normal intelligence and didnt see this!  hrrrrrump

Definetly need to complain about YOU benji!  First of all you think you have the nerve to call yourself a "lowly" slave like you've any right to that highly desirable title.  i'd also like to complain that you think you're qualified to qualify yourself as a lowly slave.

i want to complain that you thanked Celeste and not other members on the staff  pffft

i want to complain about you shouting in MY thread, as i've hijacked it!

i want to complain about cry babies = )

i want to complain about the fact that benji thinks i just happened to come along.. arent you bright enough to know i was just waiting to pounce?  i want to complain about the fact you think i think i'm funny, when in reality i know i'm funny cos i crack myself up all the time!  i want to complain about the fact that you think i think its cool to be able to complain for hours on end and that it wasnt an easy thing for as if anyone else thought it would be cool!  as if, it was easy and i didnt sit here for ages to think up my next "crack me up" complaint!  which i didnt.  But how dare you think it was not easy for me!

i want to complain about dustyn's tongue twister so early in the morning that i out of principle will have to try.

i want to complain that the cloud humping hippy makes aboslutely no sense to me.

Last but no least.  i want to complain that Celeste thinks that i would ever bitch!  i also need to complain bout not getting the employee handbook!  Highly inefficient!

i want to complain about the WHOLE dang thing.  Everything in between and right down to the proper pronunciation of the word 'a'

so there




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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:33:41 AM   
RiotGirl


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quote:

I want to complain about the fact they did move this and I agree...now nobody will see it.
I wish to complain that Bita got bossy, Riot just went on way too much and Benji is whining cuz this didn't go as planned and that I have to go to work...

C


i'm going to complain about your whole complaint.  Especially about you going to work.. do you think i complain about going to work?

i also want to complain about those who didnt actually get my last complaint.  That as generally one can complain about absolutetly anything and a complaint thread could actually burst into flames as others complained about others and other random stupid things others took random stupid offense too.

as if


< Message edited by RiotGirl -- 4/18/2006 6:37:14 AM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:38:29 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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quote:

I'm complaining because now no one is actually GOING to complain here about it and we're gonna get 3 new threads next week about people being rude because they don't send/do send emails.


I have several complaints... first... and this doesn't happen often, does it LA? I agree here.  I think all of the thread pullers on the message boards should be required to post this thread everytime someone complains!!! Screw giving them links to similar threads, it isn't like they read it anyway, right? lol
 
And I'm lodging a complaint about benji... he's in Canada and I'm in the US... that's just NOT fair.
 
And my last, but biggest complaint... I'm gonna have to write a friggin' book length response to cover all the complaints that I want to respond to... and do you know what will happen then??? Seven more pages will appear while I'm typing and I'm gonna have to do it again.... and again... DOES IT EVER STOP?????


benji.... you're adorable


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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:40:08 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		i definetly need to complain about the fact that c double posted my complaint about me going on.  On top of that i want to complain about the fact that i just noticed my keyboard being dirty so now i have to indulge in my ocd and sit here and methodically clean it as if i dont it'll drive me nuts, even thought i'll actually secretly privately enjoy it.  Plus i need to complain about that fact that i'm wierd enough to enjoy cleaning my keyboard and that its going to take away from the time i have to do do the things i need to do!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:44:56 AM   
ScooterTrash


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Status: offline 		I just want to complain that there is no way I can follow all of bita's rules and there is absolutely no way I could complain as much as RiotGirl which is probably Cerckl's fault because his nic IS hard to spell. AND...I want to complain I can't figure out where to put the $.02.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 6:55:02 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Status: offline 		Actual conversation exchange between benji & a Moderator...

quote:

Mod: YOU POSTED THIS IN THE GENERAL BDSM DISCUSSION FORUM???? DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!  YOU VACUOUS  STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

benji: ...but I came here to complain!!

Mod: OH!  Oh!  I'm sorry!  This is where regular posters abuse people!

benji: Oh!  Oh I see!

Mod: Aha!  No, you want "polls & random stupidity", "Casual Banter" section near the bottom.

benji: Oh...Sorry...

Mod: Not at all, I'll move it for you!

Mod: (under his breath) stupid git.


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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:07:07 AM   
CERCKL


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Status: offline 		Again, and how many times must I do this? But I want to complain that Riot seems to be targeting me individually; first I wasn't in her long complaint, no I get my own and then she returns with another complaint about me...look I never met this short whiny elf, why is she complaining about me again??? And I would like to complain about the fact I have to get off and go to work and she'll just complain about me...
...And Merc& beth, this is a complaint thread NOT a funny skit thread... :-)

C


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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:09:12 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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quote:

I just want to complain that there is no way I can follow all of bita's rules and there is absolutely no way I could complain as much as RiotGirl which is probably Cerckl's fault because his nic IS hard to spell. AND...I want to complain I can't figure out where to put the $.02.


I wanna complain about long drawn out sentences that are so long that if you try to read it out loud you run out of air and have to pause halfway through the sentence so that it doesn't sound right anymore and you have to take a deep breath and start over and hope that you have enough air in your lungs (not easy for us smokers you know?) to get the damn sentence finished in one breath without sounding like you're dying by the time you get to the end of the damn thing..... geeeze people... learn to use punctuation!!!
 
lmao

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:11:57 AM   
MistyMenthal


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long You could smoke in about 15 minutes.

Then they tried Lemon Cigarettes.
quote:

 
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KISS ME, Misty

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:13:07 AM   
ScooterTrash


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From: Indiana
Status: offline 		I wanna complain that she could have just said that across the room instead of doing it here...lol. (Damned, up to $.04 and still no slot in my computer.)

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:24:04 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		bitch...piss...whine....moan.....

I want to bitch at gooddogbenji for irritating my Mistress by living in Canada. Your name has been changed to Baddog! And at BitaTrouble for failing to leave the "drop your 2 cents here" box out on her shift, now i have Scooter's cold ass 2 cents in my bra. I'd also like to bitch about the fact that with these two exceptions i have nothing to bitch about which is making me miserable trying to find something to complain about. It sucks being so perfect and being collared to the perfect pair.

I'm signing out to wash the Harley in the sunshine, anybody want to help (no one who has been having whine with the spoiled cheese is invited; cheese leaves horrible finger prints on chrome)? 



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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 7:30:12 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Just great!!!!! Who is in charge of that damn "deposit your 2 cents here" box? Master thinks a box is a box is a box, and now i'm stuck with his other 2 cents. Somebody help, find that change box and put it where he can find it! If it gets up to 6 cents i'm running. 

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